Honey, Say Something!

[A seemingly coquettish, fussy, helpless act on the surface, but actually a sharp-tongued, black-hearted, idiot-hating bottom VS a taciturn, loaded sugar daddy top]

In the 22nd century, the world developed rapidly. Being reborn, transmigrating into a book, and quick transmigration had all become everyday gaming experiences.

As a result, a new category of livestreamer emerged, combining streaming with the times: reborn streamers, transmigration-into-a-book streamers, and... quick transmigration streamers.

Rong Bai was a top-tier star among the platform's quick transmigration streamers, famous for acting like a coquettish, fussy green tea. He had plenty of wealthy big brothers.

But all his big brothers had one thing in common: they were all "mute." They only threw money at him and never said a word.

[World One]

Mission: Conquer the gentle, considerate campus heartthrob next door in a school romance.

When classmates jealously shoved him, Rong Bai expertly threw himself to the ground. "Big brother, I fell!"

Comments: ...Can someone explain how he became a top-tier quick transmigration streamer?

The campus heartthrob next door helped him up, speaking gently. "Be more careful next time."

Comments: ? Did he miscalculate?

[World Two]

Mission: Conquer the unsympathetic boss in a workplace romance.

When a colleague framed him and tried to shift the blame, Rong Bai stood in the office wearing a fitted business suit, crying prettily. "Boss, you won't blame me, will you..."

Comments: Why is he volunteering to take the blame?

The normally unsympathetic boss glanced at him and silently handed him a tissue to wipe away his tears.

His tone remained cool. "I'll get to the bottom of this."

Comments: This is getting interesting.

[World Three]

Mission: Conquer his own all-powerful arranged-marriage partner in a wealthy-family romance.

When a rival tried to drive a wedge between them, Rong Bai took his hand and pleaded sweetly, "Darling, big brother was only worried about you. You won't blame him, will you?"

The heir to the wealthy family only glanced at him and said nothing.

Rong Bai, who had always handled game missions with ease, lit up and looked admiringly at him. Yes! Just like that! See through my green-tea act! Treat me with indifference!

Who would have thought that the rival would take this as encouragement and become even more provocative?

Rong Bai panicked. "Darling, say something!"

The comments gleefully jeered: He's going to lose, right? He's finally going to lose!

For the first time, Rong Bai lost a game, but after it ended, he received a huge tip in his livestream.

Ever since Rong Bai lost that game, he never won again.

Thinking his luck was bad, he switched to a different game map.

After successfully conquering the target of his first dungeon, Rong Bai received no tips from any of his wealthy big brothers, unlike usual.

The top-ranked big brother, who had only ever thrown money and never spoken, typed a line on the livestream's public chat:

[Why aren't you continuing to conquer me?]

Seeing Rong Bai freeze and fail to answer, the second-ranked big brother came online at once:

[Answer me.]

Then came the third and fourth-ranked big brothers...

[Am I not good enough?]

[Why did you suddenly stop liking me?]

[I can change.]

Comments: WTF!

Rong Bai: ? Did my conquest target become my top-ranked big brother?

--2026.3.14

The double-standard bottom:

To people who fall for his act: Come on, puppy~ (queenly attitude)

To people who don't fall for his act: You're so amazing, baby~ (sparkling eyes)

Reader's Guide:

- It's a quick transmigration story, but the top is the same person in every world. At first, the top is completely incapable of love, and will gradually learn how to love as the story progresses.

- The bottom likes pretending to be a coquettish, fussy, pitiful green tea to gain protection and monetary tips. He's actually pretty strong; he just likes acting weak in front of the top.

- Happy reading~

Theme: Beware of pies falling from the sky, and watch out for traps on the ground.