[Crossover] The Slacker Player Was Set Up by Her Tomie-Like Constitution

[Blurb written on 2026.3.1] Your plans to enjoy a quiet retirement keep getting derailed by your Fujie-like constitution, which causes you to be matched again and again with gloomy men obsessed with male superiority. The first time, the System says you're to accompany a boy who lost both his parents and was driven from place to place. Despite all the world's malice, he responds with understanding, and even bonds with the fox that first tried to kill him. A gentle, lonely country boy. You show up with your swing-ghost persona all ready to go. The mission fails. ...Wait. You know you're not supposed to bond with him. It only makes you lonelier. But what do you mean, "a parting gift"? The System stares in shock as it fishes you out of captivity: "How did it end up being Uzumaki Menma and Uzumaki Naruto?" The second time, the mission requires you to become the arranged fiancée of the Six-Eyed Divine Child, help him solve his problems, and keep him alive. You can treat him as a teacher and learn new skills. Your awkward husband keeps insisting that he's not the Divine Child, but his younger brother-in-law is. You help your suspicious husband manage the family business, learn breathing techniques and swordsmanship, and protect him in a world full of danger. Then something changes during a crisis. You're thrilled: My young master has stopped showing off and opened his eyes instead! He's clearly got the makings of the Six-Eyed Divine Child! But the mission fails again. After repeatedly failing your laid-back retirement missions and frequently getting matched with male and female ghosts, you fall into deep thought. Who keeps setting you up? The answer is Aha. Theme: Since you're here, accept your lot in life and make the best of it!