Batling Simulator, but Dad Is Silent

I transmigrated and got a Batkid simulator.

Everyone knows that "Batkid" means one of Batman's children. So as soon as I landed in this world, I compared Bruce Wayne's corporate headshot with the people around me, found a man who looked exactly like Bruce Wayne, and rushed up to claim him as my dad.

The good news: I have a dad now.

The bad news: this dad isn't Bruce Wayne. He's Hush, Thomas Elliot, who had plastic surgery to look like Bruce Wayne.

Me: Can I still be a Batkid?

Hello, everyone. I'm Hush's son now. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. I'll carry on my dad's fine tradition and imitate Richard Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne.

Even though my dad isn't Batman, my heart yearns to be a Batkid.

At least I don't have to worry about overlapping character concepts, because my dad respects the Wayne family's image rights even less than I do!

Dick: You're my fan.

Jason: He imitated you first. You're his fan.

Tim: You're all his fans.

Damian: I'm his fan.

A comedy. The timeline doesn't follow canon, the characters are out of character, and there's not a shred of logic.

Writing the story I want to read. Just for fun.

Theme: Love~~