Drawing the BOSS as a Suit-Wearing Thug

Ke Tang is an assistant in his early thirties: handsome, suave, mature, and dependable.

No one knows that Assistant Ke is secretly a popular artist with hundreds of thousands of followers, as well as a devoted fan of a true-crime podcast.

The host’s voice is powerful and commanding, and that is what Ke Tang loves most about it.

Ke Tang excels at drawing cute girls and young boys, but after his friends badger him, he reluctantly agrees to draw a few suited-up badasses.

Just as his anime world faces a challenge, his real life takes a hit.

His boss is about to retire, and he is being transferred to serve as secretary to the new CEO!

Ke Tang closes his eyes. The burdens of life are about to crush him.

Everyone praises Qi Huaqing as a brilliant young talent, gentle and refined. Only Qi Huaqing knows how hard he works to suppress his instincts.

He pours all his dark impulses into his podcast, letting them out through his retellings of true crimes.

When he meets his new secretary, he keeps his possessiveness in check and bides his time.

Later, Qi Huaqing realizes that the pictures Ke Tang posts on social media feature suits that look awfully familiar. The poses are even more startling, and the posts reveal that Ke Tang is the number one fan of his true-crime podcast.

Ke Tang discovers that his new boyfriend has shed his former gentleness and become forceful and fierce.

After that, every picture of a suited-up badass Ke Tang posts has a credit in the bottom-right corner: Action consultant @EatCandy

Coming soon:

He Has a Sister-in-Law Fetish

Chi Qi is an ordinary employee in an editorial department. Like many people who choose editing as a career, he’s an artsy type.

He leaves home each day with a collection of Hesse’s poems in his bag, goes to concerts after work, and spends his free time making collage poems. The poetry collections he publishes are critically acclaimed but don’t sell, and he’s overflowing with artistic flair.

Sheng Yuqi is short-tempered and flamboyant, the paddock’s true prince and a bona fide athlete.

During the summer break, he is photographed fooling around with a man on an island.

Everyone knows that the paddock, a gathering place for elite old white men, has no gay people. And Sheng Yuqi is Asian, so there’s no way he could be gay.

Qiqi became an online sensation with the line, “My husband graduated high school and makes ten million euros a year,” inspiring a whole new field of study: Qiqi-ology.

She posts three hundred times a day praising her husband, the internet’s newest devoted wife.

Every day, Chi Qi holds two phones. With his left hand, he posts: “All I want is to be pierced by sunlight.”

Then he takes out his other phone and posts: “My husband bought me a new watch after his business trip”; “He’s stayed at the hotel for three days again”; “The ad looks great.”

Then he turns around and gets mocked by thousands of netizens.

Little by little, people online realize something is off. It seems some driver’s wife can’t hold back and is showing off her relationship.

Chi Qi sees the whole internet laughing at him. Heartbroken, he goes to complain to his husband.

Only Sheng Yuqi’s fans can’t bring themselves to laugh. Their sister-in-law just has a bit of a fetish and likes showing off her love. You made her cry today, so if she doesn’t go to the paddock tomorrow and my guy can’t get pole position, I’ll fight you all!

Reader notes:

1. No real paddock driver is involved. The love interest is not based on anyone!

2. Don’t read real people into it. The protagonist has an intense sister-in-law fetish, so please leave if that doesn’t work for you.

3. The whole racing team is made up and has nothing to do with reality.

4. Let me repeat: there is no real-life inspiration. I made it all up! Don’t read real people into it!

Premise: You should have hobbies of your own outside of work.