The Cheerful Straight-A Laced Top Is About to Be Devoured by an Evil God

Early-stage Xiao Jirong: "What do I do after getting involved with something so creepy?" "A creepy pervert." "I'm Xiao Jirong, a strapping eight-foot-tall man. How did I end up being held and kissed like someone's wife?" "Don't plant anything in me!" "Don't plant silver patterns on me!!!!!!" "There's no way I'm becoming this nonhuman's obedient little wife."

Mid-stage Xiao Jirong: "...Why are you so good at kissing?" "You took all the work for yourself, so what do you need me for?" "Making me your little secretary is just provocation." "No office roleplay." "What a terrifying man." "I have to hold the line. I can't keep crying from being kissed. That's not manly at all." "Why do the silver patterns spread whenever you kiss me?" "Hang in there, Xiao Jirong! You're straight! Straight men can't be anyone's wife!"

Late-stage Xiao Jirong: "Damn, he's kind of handsome." "What the hell? When did I agree to be your wife?" "That felt so good..." "I really like kissing..." "He's actually kind of handsome, isn't he?" "What do I do now that the silver patterns have reached their limit?" "Is it normal for my legs to go weak when you bite my side or touch my waist?" "There's no way I'll sit on him. Won't that turn into a real office affair? No way!"

All fixed up: "As expected, my husband Xiao Jirong is so handsome." "Kiss me." "I love being held by my husband. It feels so good." "Even if my husband plays with me until I'm sobbing, I'm still a real man when I go outside." "Why are you calling me sister-in-law?" "What do I do when my husband knows how to comfort me but won't stop?"

Theme: Even a melon picked by force can be sweet.