The Male Insect Has Returned

[Unit Two complete, Unit Three in progress]

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A group of pampered male Zerg accidentally transmigrate into the human world. After struggling to survive, they finally make a name for themselves in their respective fields.

But before they can enjoy their success, they transmigrate back again.

The male Zerg: ...Damn it!!

[Fake gentleman, real wizard, gong x professional fun-seeker, part-time military female Zerg, shou]

As an A-rank male Zerg, Lorien was just demoted to a border planet for backing the wrong side when he turned around and fell into the remote mountains of the human world. Forced to survive, he learned all sorts of witchcraft and poison arts.

Just when he finally became an elder, he transmigrated back.

His sub-female attendant was still anxiously explaining the harsh conditions on this desolate planet.

Lorien: “...”

You call a place filled with advanced technology, surrounded by attendants and adored by female Zerg, harsh conditions?

Lorien settled into his surroundings with ease and confidence. The only thing that could be called harsh was that strange major, a military female Zerg.

The instant their eyes met, the major's malicious smile stood out against the deference of the other female Zerg.

Lorien smiled back.

No problem. Back at the village, he was the best at dealing with disobedient little bugs.

[Director who strives for perfection x gorgeous, sharp-tongued retired military female Zerg]

Vincent was born into privilege and ranked highly. Spoiled and naive, he always demanded the best in everything, from food and clothes to where he lived and how he traveled.

After suddenly transmigrating into the human world and suffering a taste of hardship, he immediately decided to enter the entertainment industry and restore his former standard of living.

He worked his way up and eventually became a director, winning an international award for his debut film.

Before he could even accept the award, Vincent transmigrated back.

Vincent: “My award!!!”

Vincent swore he would reclaim everything that belonged to him in the Zerg entertainment industry, but ran into trouble casting his film.

While scouting locations, he wandered into a tenement in a slum. A weary, haggard figure beneath a streetlamp caught his eye.

Their eyes met, and Vincent thought: Perfect. I'll take him.

The figure approached, utterly lifeless, and asked softly, “How much can you pay?”

[Former human schoolteacher, now head of the Council of Elders x former killing machine, now the new Zerg Emperor]

Black-hearted beneath a pure exterior, then pure beneath a black-hearted exterior; white-haired saintly gong

Obsessive lover, possessive madman; gothic-style Zerg Emperor shou

A mutually nurturing relationship

“If the head does not roll to the feet of the beloved, it is a burden upon the shoulders.”

From Roses and Wine

[Disgraced male Zerg turned Taoist priest x sub-female Zerg capitalist tycoon]

Former noble young master, now unruly wandering Taoist, older brother gong

Former clingy follower, now aloof, cool younger brother shou

Fake incest, real coercion

“You led me down a road where a younger brother is no longer a brother, and a lover is no longer a lover. You! You seduced me.”

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*An anthology with a gong protagonist. The Zerg setting includes lots and lots of original worldbuilding. I have a habit of writing for the sake of pretty sentences, so some words won't be changed to bug-related terms.

*The gong and shou are strictly fixed, no switching or separation. 1v1, HE. They're a perfect match, so this may not suit readers with strict preferences.

*The author's tastes are eclectic, with a variety of kinks. Please read each unit's character types carefully.

*This is entirely fictional and unrelated to reality. Please don't read it as a reflection of real life.

The point of reading is to entertain ourselves and relax!

Knowing when to stop is a blessing. Wishing everyone happiness and good health! =3=

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- The Fanfiction System Is Still Saving BE Endings Today

The fanfiction System [OOCZQ001], born of love, spends every day acting like a yellow sponge. It has no idea it's been sabotaged and tossed into a world of villainous, toxic couples with bad endings. It only sees its chance and perks up:

[Ding~ Your Love Life Bodyguard is online~ Let's break free from heartbreak and build a world of love together~]

The villain Hosts, newly single and loving the freedom: ?

[Actually, you still love each other. You just haven't realized it yet!]

The Hosts: ...What nonsense are you talking about?

[Don't worry! I'm here! I won't let you break up so easily!! Our motto is:

Fix every plot hole! Leave no regrets in love!]

The Hosts: ??!

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[Musician gong * overworked wage-earner shou]

[ABO & rut]

You're an ordinary person scraping by on the poverty line. Your one unusual hobby is playing in a band, but you're broke, and playing in a band only makes you broker.

Then one of your fans happens to show up with flowers and tell you how much he admires you.

The catch is, this fan used to be your classmate: a scion of a family of scholars, a top student, and a returnee from overseas, the very embodiment of meritocracy. You used to envy him deeply.

You need money. He's rich.

He wants to be “rebellious”; you call it “being a punk.”

And so their “love” story begins.

Later, you have money, and he's had his fun, so you break up without hesitation.

When you see him again, his eyes are bloodshot, and his usually immaculate appearance has become a mess. He staggers over to you, staring at your neck and repeatedly licking his trembling lips. You feel like he wants to eat you alive.

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[Live-in son-in-law gong * spoiled young master shou]

[Empathy doll]

You're the illegitimate son everyone in your family can kick around. You have no claim to the family fortune, yet your family expects you to marry into another prestigious clan to secure its future.

On your wedding day, your bride-to-be changes from the eldest daughter to a spoiled young master who's been exiled. You become the laughingstock of your social circle.

This experience leaves you with a subtle resentment and malice toward the spoiled young master, which you quietly express in your interactions.

Below the bed, you're the most humble, silent nonentity. In bed, you're a brute who has no idea how to treat a beauty gently.

Later, the spoiled young master mysteriously disappears. While rumors spread that “he's probably dead,” you gladly accept the compensation offered by the head of his family, as if nothing else has affected you.

One day on your way home from work, you find a battered doll that looks remarkably like the spoiled young master.

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[Younger gong * Ferrari shou]

[Hanahaki disease]

You're an amateur photographer. While out doing street photography, you accidentally capture an older man on Sunset Bridge, looking even more damp and dewy than during plum-rain season. You're sorry you didn't get to give him the photo, then the next day at a family banquet, you run into an elder in a perfectly tailored suit.

You can't help glancing at him several times, then look down at your photos. Twins?

Through friends and family, you learn that behind that prim suit is a scandalous sex life, though no one can tell whether the stories are true. In short, he's no saint.

Funny, neither are you.

Of course, you're also good at knowing when to quit. When you realize he's like a mist, impossible to see clearly or touch, you lose patience and end things at once.

After the farewell dinner, as he turns to leave, your sharp eyes catch him repeatedly covering his mouth and coughing softly.

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[Hypocrite gong * mute monk shou]

[That's a wrap trope]

You're an orphan adopted out of the manor lord's kindness. You were very close to his frail, sickly only son, but then an accident wiped out the entire family.

You're low by nature. Using the manor lord's name, you get adopted by one of his friends, then put on a show of seeking the truth while eliminating rivals and setting your sights on the position of alliance leader.

Along the way, you meet a sinister, wickedly eccentric mute monk. The two of you understand each other too well, which makes you wary.

In the end, the mute monk turns your life into a complete mess, and a great battle leaves you both gravely wounded.

You fall asleep, numb and exhausted. When you open your eyes again, someone in strange clothes asks with concern, “Are you all right, Teacher? Are you sure you can handle the fight scene this afternoon?”

Many faces of the dead are watching you...

And among them is someone who stands out unmistakably, the corners of his lips curling into a half-smile.

[An anthology with a gong protagonist]

Theme: Love has a double magic.