After getting so poor she could have died of frustration, the little hooligan Qi Zhang transmigrated into ancient times.
Good news: She's the emperor.
Qi Zhang: Woohoo! I'll enjoy the perfect life in an ancient world.
Bad news: The emperor, who is rumored to prefer men, is actually a woman, and her secret is about to be exposed.
Qi Zhang: Oh no, I need to run.
But more good news: As an empress, she can still lie low, muddle through, and enjoy life.
Qi Zhang: Then I'm staying.
But bad news: Under the rule of this incompetent emperor, the people suffer terribly. Her beautiful imperial consort is a master schemer. Now foreign enemies are at the border, starving corpses litter the land, and popular resentment is boiling over. Everyone wants to rise up in rebellion.
Qi Zhang quickly packs her bags: Goodbye, Mom. I'm setting sail tonight.
Then the good news: The emperor's late mother secretly left behind an army of thirty thousand.
Qi Zhang kicks her bags aside: Well, then! If everyone else can rebel, why shouldn't I?
She can't exactly remain a ruler of a fallen dynasty, and becoming the emperor who saves a crumbling state is too hard. But surely she can be a usurper who starts out with an army of thirty thousand?
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The leader of the rebel alliance raised the slogan "Heaven is dead" and called on the regional lords to unite against the tyrant and the wicked empress.
The whole land answered the call.
Until one day, a regional lord who had met the tyrant joined the alliance.
Staring at the alliance leader charging at the front and shouting, "I want the tyrant dead!", the lord asked the question that had been weighing on everyone's mind:
How the hell did this alliance leader end up looking exactly like the tyrant?
Qi Zhang stared with dead-fish eyes and refused to admit it: Whatever mess the tyrant Qi Zhang gets into, what does that have to do with me, Qi Fugui?
* Fugui was the heroine's childhood nickname in her previous life.
[Streetwise, shape-shifting, shameless female warlord in troubled times x beautiful imperial consort]
Reading Guide
1. The heroine is a little hooligan and is having a meltdown most of the time. The only reason no one has beaten her to death in a sack is that she has incredible personal charm. Please don't judge her by the standards of a normal person.
2. The heroine has the highest combat strength in the entire novel. (This definitely has nothing to do with being afraid she'd get beaten to death. Definitely not!!!)
3. The heroine resumes her female identity after leaving the palace.
4. Some elements are borrowed from the late Tang period. There's no need to scrutinize the details.
Coming soon
Transmigrating Back to the Day My Rival Was Diagnosed as a Good-for-Nothing
One-line pitch: He's still a good-for-nothing, while I'm the strongest in the world.
For thousands of years, she stood at the summit of the world, protecting all living beings and keeping them safe. He stood above the sea of clouds, wielding the laws of the Dao and maintaining order.
They were the two most blessed World Lords of their era in the immortal realm.
After they took charge of the immortal realm, they put an end to its former impetuous ways and brought in strict, upright rule. Everyone in the world bowed in admiration whenever these two were mentioned.
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Ning Xiaoxiao was just like her name: petty and narrow-minded. She couldn't stand anyone showing off the way she did.
Don't you know show-offs get struck by lightning?
The immortal realm doesn't need two World Lords, just as the world can't tolerate two show-offs.
Later...
The two of them really were struck by lightning while debating the Dao with their fists on the mountains of the Western Wastes.
A bolt of lightning from beyond the world sent them back ten thousand years.
When Ning Xiaoxiao opened her eyes again, she found her cultivation was still unmatched among the ten thousand.
As for that rival who loved showing off...
Guess what?
He'd just been ruthlessly kicked out by his family for having a good-for-nothing physique!
Ning Xiaoxiao let out a lecherous laugh: Hehehehehe.
Theme: Be flexible and love life
If you are so powerful, why are you so miserable? 🌈
If 200,000 people eat 255 shi of grain, and one person eats three jins a day, then one stone of grain is about 2,353 jins. One stone in any ancient dynasty could not reach this weight. One stone in the Qin Dynasty was relatively large, which was 218 jins per stone, and as little as 56 jins per stone in the Qing Dynasty. In other dynasties such as the Tang and Song dynasties, the price was a little more than 100 yuan per stone. Even in an imaginary dynasty, the weight of one stone would not be set so outrageously. I think the authors should reset this, it just doesn't feel right at first glance.
Ah? The Liu family indirectly committed the crime of regicide, why don't you even mention it?
God, it's such a child's play plot. It's not like you're trying to make up history to this extent. The adult emperor was murdered by two servants in his own home. He was so incompetent. He thought he was a puppet emperor and had no one around him. But it turned out that there was a loyal and capable female official.
I found that having someone chop Liu Ziyan with a knife can cure Liu Ziyan's mental disorder.
Gb is really on the rise, look at the beauty
It's so early to update, so healthy🤩
I look forward to daily updates🙏
Have some platonic love for Ace with Liu Ziyan
Sister, the stock god, must beat this Liu Ziyan to death.