●The coquettish and charming firecrackers are protected by the X loyal dog type demon king
(Please see the words at the end of Chapter 1 for details on demining!!!)
——Also known as What should I do if I find out that I am the original owner after traveling through time?
Xiao Mingzhi went out of school for a simple reason: he had a bad mouth.
Just because I scolded the plot as a piece of shit, I was kicked into the book in the blink of an eye.
Xiao Mingzhi: "?"
I don't even have the right to complain?
The system was expressionless: stop talking nonsense, you can do it.
For a moment, the world in front of me was spinning.
The mechanical female voice quickly started the dedicated professional narration.
[Mission identity: Future new emperor Xiao Hanzhang.
[Core of the mission: Be the licking dog of the man in front of you.
[Task goal: reach 1000 points.
Good news: He can cosplay the male protagonist in the book.
Bad news: This is a gay novel, and the protagonist he wants to play is 0, who appears to be weak and beautiful but is actually ruthless.
Xiao Mingzhi: "Are you going to fight? Is it okay if you don't agree?"
... Straight men are being struck by lightning when they sell rotten food!
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There is a man of great talent in the Zhenguo Duke's Mansion, who has become famous at a young age and has made great military achievements.
Killing enemies and protecting the country, he was a loyal and good minister in the eyes of the people of the Xiao Dynasty.
Over the years, Gong Yue has worked hard day and night,
Kill the enemy outside with exposed spears, root out traitors inside and block hidden arrows.
In the end, he was killed by the new emperor in a cold prison without seeing the light of day.
But no one knew that he and the new emperor were not only monarchs and ministers, but also husbands.
Under the shackles, Gong Yue raised his head and drank the poisonous wine that Xiao Hanzhang handed to his lips, and laughed dumbly: "This cup should be the acacia wine for you and me."
After many years of silence, the sky has eyes and allows him to be reborn at the beginning of everything.
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Action!
Shangyuan Palace banquet, warm wine and fragrant aroma.
The book-passer and the reborn return to the first chapter of the original script at the same time.
The two looked at each other with wide eyes.
Xiao Mingzhi gritted his teeth and got through the plot, while enforcing the law and fishing in a low voice.
Gong Yue, who was caught, cooperated with the performance and took him out of the hall to be alone with him as he wished. He gave him a big chokehold with his backhand: "You still have the nerve to see me alive?"
The innocent scapegoat who was almost strangled to death was crying without tears...
The mission suddenly changed from "dressing as a straight man" to "escape from being chased by your ex".
Xiao Mingzhi denounced the black-hearted system:
Changing the script temporarily is risky! Garbage system www!
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But soon, he discovered that his opponent was a big talker.
Gong Yue scolded him while convulsing, telling him to die.
On the other side, the system kept emitting tinkling bonus sound effects.
The task panel showed very clearly: the male protagonist's pleasure level was skyrocketing.
Xiao Mingzhi: "?"
... I don't know what's wrong with you.
24 Hours later, he discovered the truth about the other party's duplicity.
So it turns out that Gong Yue also has a system? It's also against his system!
No wonder Gong Yue called him a fool and even kissed him, an idiot.
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But, having sex with your opponent is like this...
Xiao Hanzhang stared at the handsome face of the person beside his pillow and smiled arrogantly.
Huh, luckily the big devil is one of our own, otherwise the difficulty of clearing the level would skyrocket!
But it's a pity that such top-notch modeling can't be used to shoot couple vlogs.
Seeing him staring at her obediently, Gong Yue raised his eyebrows, stretched out his long arms to catch the person in front of him, and said in a doting tone: "Why, you still want it?"
Xiao Mingzhi trembled and glared at him coquettishly.
However, my husband was very energetic, so he covered himself with a quilt and started plowing the fields.
"No... That's not what I mean... Forget it... This can also be used as material!"
So he had to take the time to raise their interlocked hands, face the system camera, and let Sister Tongzi take a photo of the twins as a souvenir!
Even though he was breathing intermittently, he still did not forget to joke and say his lines:
"Now, say with me! Kinsai! Qiudou Gada!"
(Life! It's so easy!)
System: "..."
Do human beings who have been obsessed with making movies all their lives take pictures at such a moment?
Cut CCTV1! Don't watch it, young children, it's not suitable for children!
Intention: Evil will not suppress good
There are still one hour and three minutes left, and I have put down Ultraman and am seriously waiting for the meal (Why does the cover of another completed novel in OS keep changing? They are all beautiful and the titles of the books are also very interesting. This author has a very high aesthetic quotient)
Oops, I was actually dumbfounded when I read the first few chapters. I felt that the author actually had a brain, but he kept making jokes for some reason. But because I felt that the author had a brain, I still read on. Fortunately, I saw this chapter!
As a staunch he party member, I just want to say: Fortunately, it's not be [biting the handkerchief] [biting the handkerchief] [lying flat]
When I came back from school, why did I change my name? I almost didn't find [Joker]
? ? Why aren't there any comments?
I thought the corner mark on the cover read "Laifu CP", and I thought where did Laifu come from [covering face and laughing]
Do I need to write this past life completely? (Thinking about it. If so, will the subsequent rebirth and revenge plot be written in detail? This is very important to me! If so, I will read it as two books!
Here we come🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Come to tie up the wild big bandage [hug the thigh] I sent the sentence "I'm here" during the day, but I was called to take care of the child.
There are still one hour and three minutes left, and I have put down Ultraman and am seriously waiting for the meal (Why does the cover of another completed novel in OS keep changing? They are all beautiful and the titles of the books are also very interesting. This author has a very high aesthetic quotient)
Oops, I was actually dumbfounded when I read the first few chapters. I felt that the author actually had a brain, but he kept making jokes for some reason. But because I felt that the author had a brain, I still read on. Fortunately, I saw this chapter!
As a staunch he party member, I just want to say: Fortunately, it's not be [biting the handkerchief] [biting the handkerchief] [lying flat]
When I came back from school, why did I change my name? I almost didn't find [Joker]
? ? Why aren't there any comments?
I thought the corner mark on the cover read "Laifu CP", and I thought where did Laifu come from [covering face and laughing]
Do I need to write this past life completely? (Thinking about it. If so, will the subsequent rebirth and revenge plot be written in detail? This is very important to me! If so, I will read it as two books!
Here we come🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Come to tie up the wild big bandage [hug the thigh] I sent the sentence "I'm here" during the day, but I was called to take care of the child.
Hello, wild big bandage [hold fist]