●The coquettish and charming firecrackers are protected by the X loyal dog type demon king
Demining: There are many jokes in the previous book-traveling chapters.
Starting from [Zangfeng·Returning Chapter], it is a serious drama and a sweet story.
In order to forcefully reverse the ending of be! So I added the setting of rebirth through the book at the beginning.
Xiao Mingzhi went out of school for a simple reason: he had a bad mouth.
Just because I scolded the plot as a piece of shit, I was kicked into the book in the blink of an eye.
Xiao Mingzhi: "?"
I don't even have the right to complain?
The system was expressionless: stop talking nonsense, you can do it.
For a moment, the world in front of me was spinning.
The mechanical female voice quickly started the dedicated professional narration.
[Mission identity: Future new emperor Xiao Hanzhang.
[Core of the mission: Be the licking dog of the man in front of you.
[Task goal: reach 1000 points.
Xiao Mingzhi: "Dang? A man's... What?"
... Straight men are being struck by lightning when they sell rotten food!
*
There is a man of great talent in the Zhenguo Duke's Mansion, who has become famous at a young age and has made great military achievements.
Killing enemies and protecting the country, he was a loyal and good minister in the eyes of the people of the Xiao Dynasty.
Over the years, Gong Yue has worked hard day and night,
Kill the enemy outside with exposed spears, root out traitors inside and block hidden arrows.
In the end, he was killed by the new emperor in a cold prison without seeing the light of day.
But no one knew that he and the new emperor were not only monarchs and ministers, but also husbands.
Under the shackles, Gong Yue raised his head and drank the poisonous wine that Xiao Hanzhang handed to his lips, and laughed dumbly: "This cup should be the acacia wine for you and me."
After many years of silence, the sky has eyes and allows him to be reborn at the beginning of everything.
*
Action!
Shangyuan Palace banquet, warm wine and fragrant aroma.
The book-passer and the reborn return to the first chapter of the original script at the same time.
The two looked at each other with wide eyes.
Xiao Mingzhi gritted his teeth and got through the plot, while enforcing the law and fishing in a low voice.
Gong Yue, who was caught, cooperated with the performance and took him out of the hall to be alone with him as he wished. He gave him a big chokehold with his backhand: "You still have the nerve to see me alive?"
The innocent scapegoat who was almost strangled to death was crying without tears...
The mission suddenly changed from "dressing as a straight man" to "escape from being chased by your ex".
Xiao Mingzhi denounced the black-hearted system:
Changing the script temporarily is risky! Garbage system www!
*
But soon, he discovered that his opponent was a big talker.
Gong Yue scolded him while convulsing, telling him to die.
On the other side, the system kept emitting tinkling bonus sound effects.
The task panel showed very clearly: the male protagonist's pleasure level was skyrocketing.
Xiao Mingzhi: "?"
... I don't know what's wrong with you.
In this way, while he endured the protagonist's venomous mouth, he also enjoyed the extreme contrast of the other party's hatred and body protection.
Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving! Xiao Mingzhi is gone forever on the road of training.
*
24 Hours later, he discovered the truth about the other party's duplicity.
So it turns out that Gong Yue also has a system? It's also against his system!
No wonder Gong Yue called him a fool and even kissed him, an idiot.
But, having sex with your opponent is like this...
Xiao Hanzhang stared at the handsome face of the person beside his pillow and smiled arrogantly.
Huh, luckily the big devil is one of our own, otherwise the difficulty of clearing the level would skyrocket!
But it's a pity that such top-notch modeling can't be used to shoot couple vlogs.
Seeing him staring at her obediently, Gong Yue raised his eyebrows, stretched out his long arms to catch the person in front of him, and said in a doting tone: "Why, you still want it?"
Xiao Mingzhi trembled and glared at him coquettishly.
However, my husband was very energetic, so he covered himself with a quilt and started plowing the fields.
"No... That's not what I mean... Forget it... This can also be used as material!"
So he had to take the time to raise their interlocked hands, face the system camera, and let Sister Tongzi take a photo of the twins as a souvenir!
Even though he was breathing intermittently, he still did not forget to joke and say his lines:
"Now, say with me! Kinsai! Qiudou Gada!"
(Life! It's so easy!)
System: "..."
Do human beings who have been obsessed with making movies all their lives take pictures at such a moment?
Cut CCTV1! Don't watch it, young children, it's not suitable for children!
◆Warm reminder
1. The personality of the past and present life is different.
In the previous life, Shou was a cold beauty, Gong was a straight-ball puppy~a young couple~
In this life, I will suffer from the firecrackers and talkative people, and I will attack from the boring, coquettish and sinister people~Su Chong in the New Year~
2. There are two styles: "Zangfeng" chapter and "Chuanshu" chapter.
In my previous life, I was biased towards plotting power in dramas, and now I am biased towards making fools of myself in the novel.
The plot chapter is antique, and the other chapters have more colloquialisms and jokes.
3. Self-cut leg meat.
[Abstract through the book + serious drama plot] Original meaning:
If I could be given another chance, I would never be a bird in a cage or a beast in a prison again. I would rather be that crazy fool, be free and unrestrained, rather let others not see through it, follow my heart, follow my nature, and not be afraid of romance.
——I hope everyone can break through the shackles and live for themselves.
Intention: Evil will not suppress good
Reader comments
Wen Yue had a quarrel with her mother after Lao Xiang's death. The article said, "Her mother felt very frustrated." When I saw this, I naively thought that her mother might have started to change. In the last chapter, where her father slapped her, her mother was like an outsider. She obviously has two children and she is also a woman. I may never understand "their" world.
A chapter with quite a religious meaning. I am really good at writing it. It can be said that it is equal parts emotional and skillful. Pentagon Warrior!
It may not be appropriate, but the pain Erhei suffered in the hallucination reminded me of the rebirth of a phoenix. An invisible fire was ignited in the consciousness to wash away the sins and also wash away her magic, freeing her from the identity of a wizard and finally making her a human again.
Is your wife a student of the Chinese Department? She reads a lot.
There are still one hour and three minutes left, and I have put down Ultraman and am seriously waiting for the meal (Why does the cover of another completed novel in OS keep changing? They are all beautiful and the titles of the books are also very interesting. This author has a very high aesthetic quotient)
Finish spreading flowers? So hasty
Tianzun is quite fashionable and can play female-oriented love games [laughing and crying]
As a staunch he party member, I just want to say: Fortunately, it's not be [biting the handkerchief] [biting the handkerchief] [lying flat]
Oops, I was actually dumbfounded when I read the first few chapters. I felt that the author actually had a brain, but he kept making jokes for some reason. But because I felt that the author had a brain, I still read on. Fortunately, I saw this chapter!
My Green River is stuck again. My food
Come back and fill in the trap. Those who were tricked by you have lost sleep.
When will your wife open a new pit?
Why two updates today?! Is it because Green River is out of order or is it just my reward for staying up late?
It's a good watch. I pay tribute to the great chef. I knew that there was an evil system that would seize the body. After watching it from the beginning again, I realized that this Xiao Yue is a perfect man.
Baby, you are sincere, brave and kind, and I know your sensitivity and fragility. You are very cute and have a good personality. Sensitivity is a gift. It is never a shortcoming, it is a unique inner strength. You are a good baby, the most worthy and best baby in the world. It's okay. You have met me now. You no longer have to pretend to be strong by yourself. I really like your eyes. They are big and bright. Smile more in the future.
By the way, do you still have it in your draft box?
[Let me be healthy] Look at whether the cat avatar I just smoked is cute or not [Let me be healthy]
I use the most straightforward, least convoluted, most concise, most neat, most concise, clearest, most transparent, most practical, most real, most simple, most simple, most understandable, most straightforward, most to the point, most stripped of embellishments, most removed of foreshadowing, most discarded nonsense, most eliminated gimmicks, most discarded falsehoods, most streamlined sentences, most focused on the core, most Face the facts directly, clarify the essence, strip away appearances, eliminate redundancy, cut off empty words, abandon analogies, simplify logic, stick closely to the current situation, describe objectively, summarize the most accurately, explain in the most popular way, be closest to daily life, be realistic, be least exaggerated, exaggerate, narrow down the problem, explain truthfully, and be coherent. , The simplest level, the most clear-cut, the least wordy, the least set of barriers, the least difficult to understand, the most condensed information, the most important points, the most elimination of redundancy, the most abandonment of exaggeration, the most rejection of obscurity, the least empty words, the least clichés, the most direct to the key, the most clarification of cause and effect, the most straightening out the reasons, the most clearly seeing the whole picture, the best showing the advantages and disadvantages, the most truthful The shortest link, the most clear advantage, the least deliberate foreshadowing, the least unnecessary space, the least irrelevant content, the least use of professional jargon, the least subject stacking, the least unnecessary extension, the least excessive dismantling, the least long-term speculation, the best fit for the current question content, the best fit for the noun reference scope, and the best fit for the attributes of popular online nouns:
Good looking, love to see more
Why did you change your name? This is fun too hahaha
Uh-huh, I remembered the wrong time. I still stayed up late and waited for a long time, but I didn't wait for dinner. I remembered that I won't update it today [crying]
You can put a "horse has been lost/memory has been restored" on the cover hahahaha
Looking forward to entering v and looking forward to the daily update [Love Eyes] The rhythm of the first few chapters is actually very good and the writing is very good! You know I am very picky about reading articles, and I am just waiting for you to cook for me [Love Eyes] [Empty Bowl] Thank you Xiao Xiao Xiaoyue for having such a kind mother [Crying] What will I do if I am [Crying]
Hello, wild big bandage [hold fist]
Here we come🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Do I need to write this past life completely? (Thinking about it. If so, will the subsequent rebirth and revenge plot be written in detail? This is very important to me! If so, I will read it as two books!
Check to see if there is a full order label
The next column I will write is "The Nightmare Eater is the King" [Glasses]
The copy is below [yellow heart] Interested babies can click and collect ~
●The arrogant and poisonous beauty is fucked and only has a good look on her wife.
Shi Qun is an unsteady materialist.
His life has always been too skewed on the scale of science and metaphysics.
He doesn't like to smile by nature, and he has a very vicious mouth. People who have been criticized by him since he was a child can be lined up from downstairs to France. The world has been grudged against him for a long time.
Sometimes he would spit on a passing dog that was too ugly.
Unexpectedly, he got a golden job right after graduation and became a specially hired hypnotist and nightmare-catching Taoist priest of the provincial bureau. However, God has a sharp eye and those with venomous mouths will get retribution first.
He returned from his first mission empty-handed and fell asleep before interrogating the suspect.
Meimei woke up and found that the hospital had bought a sleeper ticket for him to take the train to Huangquan.
[All known pathogenic infections, poisonings, genetic diseases, autoimmune diseases, malignant tumors and known physical injuries have been excluded]
[Preliminary diagnosis: acute idiopathic systemic failure syndrome]
Human words: You are not sick, it's just that your friend said that the world is so big and wants to take you to see it. His friend's name is Neutrino.
Shi Qun: "..."
Haha, inviting him to film "Friends" and not paying him for it is such a shady party.
*
The OS in someone's heart has just ended, and suddenly, jingle bell——
Congratulations! [Yin Yang System] ProMax has been successfully activated!
Good evening host! Your "dirty stuff" is in place!
Sorry sorry! Slip of the tongue! Your "remuneration" has arrived!
Shi Qun: "?"
The next second, "Dirty Things" appeared with its own light pollution special effects.
The man has silver hair and wolf tail, 190 cm long legs, handsome features, and seductive eyes: "Make a deal, you and I cosplay as a couple to do system tasks, I will save my yin virtues for a physical body, and you will save your yang energy for a new life, the best of both worlds."
Shi Qun had no expression on his face, and after a few seconds of silence, he launched an attack: "How high-minded are these sexy ghosts these days? You have forgotten the year you died. The grass on the grave is about to grow into the Ili prairie and you haven't reincarnated yet. You are wasting your ghost life here."
Mirror Mirage: "..."
Hiss, such a spicy mouth, I like it.
The man smiled instead of being angry and took out a contract: "Not only will you survive, but after all the tasks are completed, you will be able to see the relative who loves you the most, your grandma."
Shi Qun: "How about four generations living together in tears in the underworld?"
If my ancestors saw that my life span had been deceived by a ghost and took the initiative to die, they would have kicked my ass to pieces and then carved the posthumous title of "Peerless Pig Head" on the tombstone that would be remembered forever.
But in the blink of an eye, I thought that I would die sooner or later.
All things are wonderful and unpredictable, come and go, it won't hurt to give it a try.
*
Shi Qun drew pictures in a dashing way on the spot.
In this way, two people in one house, three meals a day, four seasons.
The holiday was prosperous, and Jingming was scolded by him every day, causing his nose to bleed.
But no one knows that Mirror Mirage is actually the dream builder of the Impermanence World S1.
For the sake of Shi Qun, he fell into the ghost realm alone, abandoned the Bridge of Reincarnation, and used yang to create yin.
When Shi Qu scolded him, he was happy, saying that his wife was really good at talking.
When Shi Qun beat him, he was happy and asked if his wife's hand hurt.
When Shi Qu said he wanted a divorce, Jing Mirage went crazy and bullied her:
"I said I would create an everlasting mirage for you."
"It's just you and me there, and no one will ever take you away from me again."
Staring at the handsome man in front of him who was about to cry, Shi Qu chuckled and patted his face: "Mr. Jing, let me interview you. How did you manage to win the Golden Broom Award for your acting skills and not be worthy of the name? And the lower limit of EQ blocked the upper limit of IQ?"
Jing Mirage didn't know why, and asked him what he meant with red eyes.
Shi Qun: "I haven't seen you for many years, but you are still as stupid as before. Do you think you can go back to our past with a defective product that reverses yin and yang?"
In the slightly stunned expression of Jing Mirage, Shi Zhen stood up gracefully, hooked his tie and pulled it slightly, and kissed him with a smile under the corner of his lips.
My dear, you have been tricked by the ghost again.
But it doesn't matter, I'm by your side this time.
●Warm reminder
1. Shuangjie, 1v1, the setting of past and present lives.
2. The plot is a unit case. Any similarity with reality is purely coincidental.
3. All nightmares are mental images, but they are just bubble phantoms and are nothing to be afraid of.
Your Highness Must Not Do This!
After the General Bound the Demon Concubine System,
How Come I Don't Know
I'm so Weak
Your Majesty, You Must Not Do This!
The Sand Sculpture and Scumbag Attacked Me Again Today
Stupid Omega Binding Rollback System
I Have No Choice but to Follow the Plot Myself! [End Times]
Red Dust and Sand Sculpture
Do I Have to Be the Emperor?
I Survive by Being in the Hands of the Male Protagonist.
But He Looks Beautiful
Wen Yue had a quarrel with her mother after Lao Xiang's death. The article said, "Her mother felt very frustrated." When I saw this, I naively thought that her mother might have started to change. In the last chapter, where her father slapped her, her mother was like an outsider. She obviously has two children and she is also a woman. I may never understand "their" world.
A chapter with quite a religious meaning. I am really good at writing it. It can be said that it is equal parts emotional and skillful. Pentagon Warrior! It may not be appropriate, but the pain Erhei suffered in the hallucination reminded me of the rebirth of a phoenix. An invisible fire was ignited in the consciousness to wash away the sins and also wash away her magic, freeing her from the identity of a wizard and finally making her a human again.
Is your wife a student of the Chinese Department? She reads a lot.
There are still one hour and three minutes left, and I have put down Ultraman and am seriously waiting for the meal (Why does the cover of another completed novel in OS keep changing? They are all beautiful and the titles of the books are also very interesting. This author has a very high aesthetic quotient)
Finish spreading flowers? So hasty
Tianzun is quite fashionable and can play female-oriented love games [laughing and crying]
As a staunch he party member, I just want to say: Fortunately, it's not be [biting the handkerchief] [biting the handkerchief] [lying flat]
Oops, I was actually dumbfounded when I read the first few chapters. I felt that the author actually had a brain, but he kept making jokes for some reason. But because I felt that the author had a brain, I still read on. Fortunately, I saw this chapter!
My Green River is stuck again. My food
Come back and fill in the trap. Those who were tricked by you have lost sleep.
When will your wife open a new pit?
Why two updates today?! Is it because Green River is out of order or is it just my reward for staying up late?
It's a good watch. I pay tribute to the great chef. I knew that there was an evil system that would seize the body. After watching it from the beginning again, I realized that this Xiao Yue is a perfect man.
Baby, you are sincere, brave and kind, and I know your sensitivity and fragility. You are very cute and have a good personality. Sensitivity is a gift. It is never a shortcoming, it is a unique inner strength. You are a good baby, the most worthy and best baby in the world. It's okay. You have met me now. You no longer have to pretend to be strong by yourself. I really like your eyes. They are big and bright. Smile more in the future. By the way, do you still have it in your draft box?
[Let me be healthy] Look at whether the cat avatar I just smoked is cute or not [Let me be healthy]
I use the most straightforward, least convoluted, most concise, most neat, most concise, clearest, most transparent, most practical, most real, most simple, most simple, most understandable, most straightforward, most to the point, most stripped of embellishments, most removed of foreshadowing, most discarded nonsense, most eliminated gimmicks, most discarded falsehoods, most streamlined sentences, most focused on the core, most Face the facts directly, clarify the essence, strip away appearances, eliminate redundancy, cut off empty words, abandon analogies, simplify logic, stick closely to the current situation, describe objectively, summarize the most accurately, explain in the most popular way, be closest to daily life, be realistic, be least exaggerated, exaggerate, narrow down the problem, explain truthfully, and be coherent. , The simplest level, the most clear-cut, the least wordy, the least set of barriers, the least difficult to understand, the most condensed information, the most important points, the most elimination of redundancy, the most abandonment of exaggeration, the most rejection of obscurity, the least empty words, the least clichés, the most direct to the key, the most clarification of cause and effect, the most straightening out the reasons, the most clearly seeing the whole picture, the best showing the advantages and disadvantages, the most truthful The shortest link, the most clear advantage, the least deliberate foreshadowing, the least unnecessary space, the least irrelevant content, the least use of professional jargon, the least subject stacking, the least unnecessary extension, the least excessive dismantling, the least long-term speculation, the best fit for the current question content, the best fit for the noun reference scope, and the best fit for the attributes of popular online nouns: Good looking, love to see more
Why did you change your name? This is fun too hahaha
Uh-huh, I remembered the wrong time. I still stayed up late and waited for a long time, but I didn't wait for dinner. I remembered that I won't update it today [crying]
You can put a "horse has been lost/memory has been restored" on the cover hahahaha
Looking forward to entering v and looking forward to the daily update [Love Eyes] The rhythm of the first few chapters is actually very good and the writing is very good! You know I am very picky about reading articles, and I am just waiting for you to cook for me [Love Eyes] [Empty Bowl] Thank you Xiao Xiao Xiaoyue for having such a kind mother [Crying] What will I do if I am [Crying]
Hello, wild big bandage [hold fist]
Here we come🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Do I need to write this past life completely? (Thinking about it. If so, will the subsequent rebirth and revenge plot be written in detail? This is very important to me! If so, I will read it as two books!
Check to see if there is a full order label
The next column I will write is "The Nightmare Eater is the King" [Glasses] The copy is below [yellow heart] Interested babies can click and collect ~ ●The arrogant and poisonous beauty is fucked and only has a good look on her wife. Shi Qun is an unsteady materialist. His life has always been too skewed on the scale of science and metaphysics. He doesn't like to smile by nature, and he has a very vicious mouth. People who have been criticized by him since he was a child can be lined up from downstairs to France. The world has been grudged against him for a long time. Sometimes he would spit on a passing dog that was too ugly. Unexpectedly, he got a golden job right after graduation and became a specially hired hypnotist and nightmare-catching Taoist priest of the provincial bureau. However, God has a sharp eye and those with venomous mouths will get retribution first. He returned from his first mission empty-handed and fell asleep before interrogating the suspect. Meimei woke up and found that the hospital had bought a sleeper ticket for him to take the train to Huangquan. [All known pathogenic infections, poisonings, genetic diseases, autoimmune diseases, malignant tumors and known physical injuries have been excluded] [Preliminary diagnosis: acute idiopathic systemic failure syndrome] Human words: You are not sick, it's just that your friend said that the world is so big and wants to take you to see it. His friend's name is Neutrino. Shi Qun: "..." Haha, inviting him to film "Friends" and not paying him for it is such a shady party. * The OS in someone's heart has just ended, and suddenly, jingle bell—— Congratulations! [Yin Yang System] ProMax has been successfully activated! Good evening host! Your "dirty stuff" is in place! Sorry sorry! Slip of the tongue! Your "remuneration" has arrived! Shi Qun: "?" The next second, "Dirty Things" appeared with its own light pollution special effects. The man has silver hair and wolf tail, 190 cm long legs, handsome features, and seductive eyes: "Make a deal, you and I cosplay as a couple to do system tasks, I will save my yin virtues for a physical body, and you will save your yang energy for a new life, the best of both worlds." Shi Qun had no expression on his face, and after a few seconds of silence, he launched an attack: "How high-minded are these sexy ghosts these days? You have forgotten the year you died. The grass on the grave is about to grow into the Ili prairie and you haven't reincarnated yet. You are wasting your ghost life here." Mirror Mirage: "..." Hiss, such a spicy mouth, I like it. The man smiled instead of being angry and took out a contract: "Not only will you survive, but after all the tasks are completed, you will be able to see the relative who loves you the most, your grandma." Shi Qun: "How about four generations living together in tears in the underworld?" If my ancestors saw that my life span had been deceived by a ghost and took the initiative to die, they would have kicked my ass to pieces and then carved the posthumous title of "Peerless Pig Head" on the tombstone that would be remembered forever. But in the blink of an eye, I thought that I would die sooner or later. All things are wonderful and unpredictable, come and go, it won't hurt to give it a try. * Shi Qun drew pictures in a dashing way on the spot. In this way, two people in one house, three meals a day, four seasons. The holiday was prosperous, and Jingming was scolded by him every day, causing his nose to bleed. But no one knows that Mirror Mirage is actually the dream builder of the Impermanence World S1. For the sake of Shi Qun, he fell into the ghost realm alone, abandoned the Bridge of Reincarnation, and used yang to create yin. When Shi Qu scolded him, he was happy, saying that his wife was really good at talking. When Shi Qun beat him, he was happy and asked if his wife's hand hurt. When Shi Qu said he wanted a divorce, Jing Mirage went crazy and bullied her: "I said I would create an everlasting mirage for you." "It's just you and me there, and no one will ever take you away from me again." Staring at the handsome man in front of him who was about to cry, Shi Qu chuckled and patted his face: "Mr. Jing, let me interview you. How did you manage to win the Golden Broom Award for your acting skills and not be worthy of the name? And the lower limit of EQ blocked the upper limit of IQ?" Jing Mirage didn't know why, and asked him what he meant with red eyes. Shi Qun: "I haven't seen you for many years, but you are still as stupid as before. Do you think you can go back to our past with a defective product that reverses yin and yang?" In the slightly stunned expression of Jing Mirage, Shi Zhen stood up gracefully, hooked his tie and pulled it slightly, and kissed him with a smile under the corner of his lips. My dear, you have been tricked by the ghost again. But it doesn't matter, I'm by your side this time. ●Warm reminder 1. Shuangjie, 1v1, the setting of past and present lives. 2. The plot is a unit case. Any similarity with reality is purely coincidental. 3. All nightmares are mental images, but they are just bubble phantoms and are nothing to be afraid of.