The violent, demonic overlord Boshang Zhi and the laid-back divine messenger Lou Shenyan accidentally switch bodies.
Boshang Zhi: "If Heaven wants me dead, I'll tear Heaven apart."
Lou Shenyan: "He's the one who wants to tear it apart. I tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn't listen. If you're going to strike him with thunder, Heaven, please wait until we've switched back. I beg you."
Rumble
A bolt of lightning struck. Lou Shenyan, inside Boshang Zhi's body, watched helplessly as her own body was struck and began smoking.
Lou Shenyan immediately grabbed Boshang Zhi by the neck. "I'll strangle you, you bastard!"
Boshang Zhi: "I'll trample the Divine Realm."
Lou Shenyan: "Honored gods, I've already tried to talk him out of it, but he refuses to listen. I respect you all very much, so if you're angry, please take it out on him alone. I'm innocent."
The next day, Boshang Zhi tumbled down a mountainside and broke Lou Shenyan's leg.
Lou Shenyan angrily held a knife to Boshang Zhi's leg. "I'm going to chop off that demonic hoof of yours and feed it to the dogs today."
Boshang Zhi: "God of Wealth, I don't want your money."
Lou Shenyan: "Grandpa God of Wealth, Boshang Zhi is the one who doesn't want it. I'm Lou Shenyan, and I really do! Please make sure you know who's who. I beg you to bless me with riches!"
Several days later, Lou Shenyan found that all the money she'd saved was gone. He hadn't left her a single copper coin.
Lou Shenyan calmly took out a rope and hung it from a beam. "You miserable bastard. Today, one of us is going to die, and it won't be me."
Over time, stories began to spread of Lou Shenyan's brave fight against the demonic overlord. "Have you heard? The divine messenger has been helping the mortal realm get rid of demons lately."
After they switched back:
Boshang Zhi: "Make a life-and-death pact with me."
Lou Shenyan, inwardly: What a pain.
She brushed him off: "Our birth charts aren't compatible."
Boshang Zhi: "Then change mine so we're compatible."
Lou Shenyan: "You can change those things???"
A little explanation:
"Wensang" is an insult in Sichuan dialect. The heroine uses pretty foul language early on, and possibly later, too. The heroine's bad manners don't mean the author has bad manners. The author does!!!
If you don't like protagonists who swear, little dears, check out my other stories instead. My protagonists there are all pretty well-mannered~
Theme: May everyone in the world be blessed with boundless good fortune
