[Harry Potter] A Tongue Twister of Prisons, Carp, and Hard Labor

If you call this a cosplay transmigration story, that wouldn't be accurate, because the transmigration happens when nobody is cosplaying any character.

If you call this a transmigration story, that wouldn't be accurate either, because someone transmigrates into the world of Harry Potter wearing Moonlight Hall's uniform and a porridge-inspired outfit.

If you call this a secret identity story, that's really not accurate, because nobody in the Wizarding World knows the original person, so it doesn't matter whether they put on a secret identity or not.

And if you call it a crossover, that's even less accurate, because the two of them have minds of their own, are wearing the clothes of their favorite characters, and stand in Azkaban, staring at a Dementor in mutual silence.

"So what's the common thread? The Chosen One?"

"Not quite." Someone smiled calmly.

"It's just that I felt like if I didn't post this soon, someone else would use up the whole idea~"

Inspiration: On January 28, 2026, my best friend dreamed she was fighting zombies at a magic school, but [I also remembered that when we were exploring the school, you were dressed like Lao Li. At first I thought you looked like Old Li (I'm not making a cold joke), but your shirt wasn't like Old Li's Tang-style clothes.] (Her exact words.)

That got me thinking: Lao Li, Old Li, prison, brains, brawn.

And then it grew into this story.

Content warnings: dark humor, strong language, gaming terms

Theme: Puns are so much fun