Blurb:
Recently, some strange things have been happening. An uneasy Tang Yu went to see a psychiatrist, who told him he had delusions.
Maybe it was the pressure of school. Ever since the start of the semester, he could always see things like scrolling comments floating before his eyes, accompanied by gifts that dropped from nowhere...
The comments always came from three people, and Tang Yu could tell who had sent each one.
When he was bullied at school:
"Stop crying. I can make him disappear without a trace. Just say the word."
"Baby! Why are these people bullying you? Just wait. I'll send them outside the wall to repair the defenses, where the zombies will eat them!"
"Mortal, calm yourself. I shall handle this matter. Your studies are more important."
The next day, the people who had bullied him had all dropped out. Word was, something filthy had gotten to them and left them mentally unstable...
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One day, the new school bully threw all his pens into the toilet. The three streams of comments instantly erupted, filling with curses Tang Yu had never even heard before...
"Mortal, don't worry! I shall punish them myself. I've put pens in your desk, so take them out and use them for now."
Two minutes later, Tang Yu stared, red-faced, at a complete set of traditional writing brushes, ink, paper, and inkstone on his desk. He pursed his lips and dipped a brush in ink to take notes, but couldn't bring himself to lift his head.
The next day, his deskmate said he was such a show-off that the new bully was going to get people to beat him up again.
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With the three of them by his side, Tang Yu got into a great university.
A wonderful person was pursuing him, and he decided he was ready to date.
The three streams of comments went quiet at first, then exploded...
"Delete his contact information. Don't see him again. Don't let his filthy hands touch you. I'll say this once: think about the consequences."
"Baby, baby! Don't date anyone! I can't take it. Nobody is good enough for you! Wait for me. I just need to kill ten thousand more zombies, and then I can come find you!"
"Mortal, you mustn't! This man is far too calculating and is certainly not a suitable match for you. I shall prepare a list of eligible partners from the cultivation world and send it to you at once. You may take your pick!"
At first, Tang Yu thought they were joking. Then, one by one, they actually appeared before him... and became the family closest to him.
Theme: Live bravely, and good fortune will find you