Will a Pretty Idiot Become Shared Property in an Explicit Novel?

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Silly, calculating, beloved-by-everyone uke x cold, secretly passionate, doting ghost daddy seme

1

Bai Yu takes the place of his childhood friend's real son and becomes the young master of the Pei family. His older brother ignores him, and the fake young master bullies him.

Online, he dresses as a girl and dates his older brother to learn what he likes. Offline, he uses that information to act sweet and win him over.

Afraid his identity will be discovered, Bai Yu abruptly breaks up with him when they arrange to meet in person. But he's kissed until he's breathless and sobbing. "I have a fiance."

"Then I'll be the other man." His older brother, who only last night called him morally corrupt and shameless, ignores his words and kisses him.

The fake young master holds Bai Yu in his arms and bullies him. Bai Yu accuses him tearfully, "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have had to suffer so much."

He wipes away a tear and sneaks a glance, his little scheme plain to see. "So you have to make it up to me."

Still wearing tears, Bai Yu pulls the fake young master who used to torment him close. "Will you be my puppy?"

The fake young master grunts, raising his defiant eyes. His ears are red, and a collar circles his neck. "Yes."

To stop his childhood friend from changing back to his rightful identity, Bai Yu shows off the bruises on his leg and pretends to be pitiful. While applying medicine, he deliberately lies and says the fake young master bullied him.

His childhood friend's hand moves higher. His fingertips rub the hickey hidden beneath Bai Yu's shorts, and his gaze darkens. He promises to teach the other guy a lesson.

But inwardly, he's cursing in despair: those two bastards are using their positions to get handsy with him.

2

Bai Yu is jealous by nature, stupid and slow-witted, with nothing going for him but his looks. Yet everyone falls for him.

When they confess their love, his pretty face changes from surprise to disgust. Cruelly, he says, "Gross."

Because of the Pei family's power, they can only turn love into hate, bullying Bai Yu in their dreams until he begs for mercy.

They mock him for being stupid, yet secretly watch him, waiting for him to be rejected by the Pei family after making trouble so they can claim him for themselves.

Finally! Bai Yu's identity as the fake young master is exposed, and the people around him begin to make their move.

Bai Yu turns and runs straight into his older brother's arms, his slender body still trembling.

In despair, he assumes that his older brother, who turned cold toward him after discovering his online dating identity, now knows the truth. No longer having to treat him as a younger brother, he'll take revenge without mercy.

But Pei Yuhuai, who has always been cold and distant, holds him tightly. His touch is gentle as he takes one of Bai Yu's hands and kisses his fingertips to soothe him.

Thank goodness he isn't really my younger brother.

He faces the crowd, his gaze vicious and cold, making them shudder.

3

On the night his identity is exposed, Bai Yu waits for the banquet to end, then immediately packs his things and runs away.

The next day, when he opens his eyes, he finds himself facing a pair of eyes filled with determination to claim him.

Tears come before fear, wetting his pale cheeks. Pitiful and easy to bully, he clings to the pristine white bedsheet and scrambles forward.

His ankle chain jingles.

Bai Yu is dragged back into place. He hurriedly turns onto his back, sobbing and begging for mercy.

Pei Yuhuai's thumb strokes up his calf to the faint bite mark on his plump thigh. "Why did you leave your big brother, Bai Yu?"

Frightened but instinctively seeking safety, Bai Yu burrows into the arms of his dependable older brother. "I'm not your younger brother. Please let me go."

"If you become your big brother's wife, you can stay here openly and honestly."

With tears hanging on his cheek, Bai Yu looks at the enormous sparkling gemstone ring on his finger. After a long moment's thought, he looks up and sincerely asks, "Then which big brother am I supposed to marry?"

Reader's Guide:

The romance is one-on-one for stretches, with one true endgame partner.

The uke is Schrodinger's straight guy. The semes are all a little repressed and domineering, because this is a restrictive romance-novel world.

The scenes with the uke being doted on were written on the fly. There's an absurd amount of uke-focused content, and the author often writes with his little head.

The uke is a silly fool, in my version of the term. He's more stupid than bad, roughly nine parts stupid and one part bad.

[Next Novel's Blurb!]

Fake socialite, pampered little vixen uke x traditional, secretly passionate older man seme

Li Yang is tricked into joining a socialite training class as soon as he leaves the mountains of Miaojiang. He trades his silver jewelry for tuition, and just when he finally manages to land a rich man, her husband dies.

As the first heir to the estate, he knows his place and early on comes up with a fake identity: the biological son of his dead husband.

All he has to do is wait for his stepson, who has just finished his studies abroad and is older than him, to return and inherit the estate, the family business, and his "younger brother."

Li Yang plans to lie flat and enjoy life, but his stepson sends him to high school.

Li Yang, who's practically illiterate: O.o? Big brother, what's the college entrance exam?

"Big brother, I don't want to study anymore. I left the mountains so I could live off someone else." Wearing his school uniform, Li Yang wraps both legs around his big brother's waist, pinned against the equipment-room door as he is kissed breathless.

Shao Sui leans close until their noses touch, coaxing softly. "Want to do it again with big brother?"

Li Yang nods eagerly, thinking this will finally get him out of school.

But that bastard Shao Sui takes advantage of him and then denies it, turning the tables and accusing him of seducing his big brother and behaving indecently. He says Li Yang needs a proper education at school.

Since that won't work, Li Yang turns on him and returns to his old profession, planning to marry back into a rich family.

He pays the socialite training class another information fee and attends a matchmaking event as an outstanding graduate.

But Shao Sui is standing right in front of him, holding his profile.

"So this is what they teach in your tutoring class, stepmom?"

Li Yang meets the man's amused gaze. Having slept with him the day before and then run away, his heart pounds, and a bad feeling rises in him.

Shao Sui is a highly educated elite and the adopted son of a wealthy family. On his first day back in the country, at his adoptive father's funeral, he falls in love at first sight with the old man's biological son, who has just been brought back from the mountains.

Surrounded by wolves, the young man in mourning clothes seems to see a pillar of support and runs toward him.

Shao Sui wraps one arm around his younger brother's slender, soft waist. He lowers his head and catches the fresh scent of grass and trees from the young man's body. The fire in his heart, long since quiet, flares back to life.

His younger brother is uneducated, pitiful, and beautiful, and easy to deceive. Shao Sui plans to raise him carefully, then let them get together naturally.

But after drinking too much, he accidentally sleeps with his younger brother.

His conscience torments him. Before he can sort out his feelings, his younger brother runs off to find himself a husband through a matchmaking event just to avoid school.

Looking at the profile he has received, Shao Sui taps the marital-status box. "Widowed?"

He smiles at Li Yang. "So you're not my younger brother. You're my stepmom."

"Then I don't have to feel guilty anymore. You should be part of the inheritance."

Shao Sui has no more thoughts. Shao Sui has thoughts.

That night, Li Yang kisses Shao Sui again and again, his tongue teasing out a few soft sounds. His mouth grows sore, but he still can't undo the love spell he'd accidentally cast on himself the first time he saw Shao Sui.

Waaah, I don't want Shao Sui to like me anymore. I don't want to study. City people are terrifying. I want to go home.

Actually, the silly fool came to the city to work without ever learning how to cast a love spell!

Theme: You can win if you work hard.