The villain's march: unhinged, with no pointless angst.
Chen Shi'er is a villain. He has known this ever since he first became aware of his own existence. In the comic, he is a minor villain the author created just to play a bit part.
He's wicked on the inside, but barely does any harm.
Every day, he gets assigned a villain task.
At first, he hated being forced to complete these tasks.
When he was a child, the tasks always sent him to mess up other people's vegetable gardens, until he became a notorious little troublemaker.
As he grew up, things got worse. The tasks even sent him to do things that went against his values.
But Chen Shi'er is the most stubborn villain around. Why would he follow the rules of some system?
This young man, burdened by his daily tasks, immediately started looking for loopholes. If there was a loophole, he had to use it.
But as a result, Chen Shi'er also became a regular at the police station, where he was often invited in for tea.
[Today's task: As a qualified villain, when passing through a garden, eliminate the life-form in it and crush its limbs to pieces.]
Chen Shi'er passed through the garden and picked its most beautiful flower. But because passersby saw him viciously crushing the flower, they sent him to a psychiatric hospital.
Chen Shi'er lounged comfortably with one leg crossed over the other, congratulating himself. "Not bad today. I didn't end up at the police station."
And as long as he had enough secret identities, none of that was a problem.
That's right. To make certain tasks easier, Chen Shi'er forged several identity cards for himself.
[The murderous madman behind the bloody night in Monster Town]
[The white-coated doctor saving lives in the haunted hospital]
[The diligent little employee at the Reincarnation Building]
[The helpful volunteer at the Hell Restaurant]
[...]
Chen Shi'er casually stuffed his countless identity cards into his pocket.
He yawned, grinned, and joined the long line at the milk tea shop.
It was time for his daily cup of milk tea.
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