Unhinged ice-flower, genius sword immortal x lovesick fool, irritable evil god
After sword immortal Gu Yun perished alongside his archenemy, he was reincarnated as a sickly invalid and brought home by a fool.
He couldn't stand the fool, who was always smearing snot and drool on him and getting into trouble that he had to clean up.
Until the fool was beaten black and blue protecting him, and little Gu Yun killed someone for the first time.
The fool hugged him, and for the first time in either of his two lives, his heart stirred.
Later, he left home to qualify for a place in an immortal sect. He gave the villagers repeated instructions, but they still managed to lose the fool. He nearly went berserk and slaughtered the whole village, but fortunately his master knocked him out and carried him away.
But he could never find the fool again.
Before long, Gu Yun became the darling of Qingguang Sect, a peerless prodigy whose cultivation was astonishing even at a young age. When his admirers asked if there was someone he loved, Gu Yun was silent for a moment, then asked, "Does an older brother count?"
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The senior disciple beneath Venerable Mingyue of Linyuan Sect brought back a fool as his junior, leaving everyone curious and disapproving.
The cleanliness-obsessed second senior brother got snot on him and yelled at the fool to stay away. The third senior sister's flowers were trampled, and she chased after him in a rage...
But gradually, they came to think the fool was adorable. They also discovered that, although foolish, he was far from ordinary:
He could master any technique at a glance, the spirit of an ancient sword made him its master, and powerful demons treated him as their lord... This couldn't be right, could it?
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Gu Yun finally found the fool.
Only then did he learn that the fool had been looking for him all along, walking thousands of miles in tattered clothes and covered in wounds, until he was taken in by another immortal sect.
Watching the fool smile stupidly at those people, Gu Yun couldn't tell whether the turmoil in his heart was jealousy or hatred. He only wanted to kill them.
But the moment the fool pulled him into his arms, the killing intent around him vanished. His voice was full of longing and madness. "Brother, I'll never leave you again."
When he tried to take the fool away, those people refused. The man at their head said, "He's my junior brother. You can't take him."
Gu Yun replied impassively, "Who do you think you are?"
His sword rang as it left its scabbard, but the fool's sword suddenly blocked it. Two ancient divine swords faced off, unleashing a pressure that filled everyone with fear. Memories of their past lives also began to stir
Ren Buxi was no longer a fool, but he didn't understand what was going on and kept pretending to be one.
The two were mortal enemies in their last lives. Why were they acting like a pair of loving brothers in this one?
Gu Yun knew everything, but only said, "Brother, you kiss me every night."
Ren Buxi: ?
To avoid giving himself away, he gritted his teeth and did as he was told.
"Brother, then let's go to bed."
Fine, let's go to bed... Wait, is that what he means by bed?!
Ren Buxi dropped the act, swearing to take his revenge and wipe away his past humiliation. But when he thrust his sword into Gu Yun's abdomen, Gu Yun only smiled and guided his other hand to his own heart. "Brother, dig in here."
...This is too weird. How did this aloof sword immortal become even more twisted than him?
"Brother, in your past life you cursed me to be alone forever. Well, no one loves me, so you're responsible for me now." So said the universally adored, overpowered dragon-king hero.
The aloof sword immortal, who had cultivated the Unfeeling Dao in his previous life, became a little lawless after discovering sex. But even that wasn't enough. He forced Ren Buxi to agree: "Brother, have a child for me."
Ren Buxi nervously swallowed. How did he know he could give birth?!
1. Younger seme, both sexually inexperienced, doting on each other. The seme levels up all the way, delivering face-slapping and punishing villains like a dragon-king-style heartthrob. The shou starts out universally hated as a fool, but he's powerful and makes a comeback to become everyone's darling. Two strong leads, a feel-good power fantasy, come on in!
2. I'll start writing once I get 300 saves. I promise!!
Theme: Look after your lonely big brother, and don't let waiting turn into regret
