[Transmigration to become a useless samurai of Taisho? Thank you, Ginsang, I just want to kick over all the lunch boxes]
When Sakata Gintoki opened his eyes, he became a wandering samurai in the Taisho era, with only a wooden sword "Lake Toya" bought from TV shopping around him.
Looking at the gentle smiling Butterfly Kanae in front of him, alarm bells went off in his head——
Isn't this the classic plot in the popular Jump where you get lunch at the beginning? !
"Qiaodou Sack! The pervert with colorful hair over there! Stay away from this lady, you bastard!"
Thus, the most unreliable "redemption (nanny) routine" in history began.
Stopped Yanzhu on the infinite train: "Hey, Purgatory-kun, you want to sacrifice without paying off the ramen debt? I don't agree!"
On Huajie Street, he grabbed the sound column by the back collar and said, "You have three wives waiting for you at home. Why are you trying to show off your personal heroism?"
He patted Xiazhu on the shoulder in Blacksmith Village and said, "Kid, the past is like expired milk. Throw it away when it's time to throw it away."
In Infinite City, he yelled at everyone: "Stay alive! If you die, who will pay me the commission fee for the Wanshi House?"
Yin Sang thought that she was here to be a temporary servant and nanny.
Little did he know that beneath his dead fish eyes, natural curls and sweet tooth,
That "willfulness" that you fight to protect has long become the clumsiest and warmest light that illuminates this cruel world.
The pillars he rescued began to seriously discuss a "strategic level" issue:
"How to effectively prevent our strongest (and most troublesome) non-staff personnel from leaving the team without permission due to insufficient intake of sweets and the onset of tax thief nature after the war?"
Purgatory Anjuro (raising his hand): "With unlimited supply of Hagi mochi and Purgatory family ramen!"
Tomioka Giyu (calmly): "... Handcuff him to my Nichirin sword."
Immortal Sakawa Saneya (irritable): "Huh?! Just knock him out and drag him away!"
Butterfly Ninja (smiling): "It's safer to take something gentle. It will make people unable to live without Butterfly House's medicine."
Sakata Gintoki (collapsed on the roof, dead eyes): "... Hey, I can hear you! This is simply illegal detention! Ah Gin, I want to call the police!!"
Reading Guide
1. All members survive HE, Gintoki Center.
2. The main text is about fetters, and the emotional line is only in the extra chapter (split line single CP, buying stocks 1v1)
Written on 2025.10.10
Purpose: Even in the cruelest world, we should use the most unethical method to protect every cherished daily life and smile.