A strange guy came to the Shrek Admissions Office.
Wearing black armor, with a shield on his back and a sword on his shoulder, his face was as expressionless as a block of ten thousand-year-old ice.
His soul power is level 23, but he doesn't even have a soul ring.
Zhao Wuji: "Boy, how dare you come to Shrek without a soul ring?"
Yan Xun silently raised the Black Armor Yan Shield.
"Bang——!!"
Fudo Mingou struck with all his strength, but he resisted forcefully, and his shield remained motionless.
Yan Xun: "Cangyun Xuanjia Guards are responsible for guarding."
Everyone: "??? Something's not right with this Xuanjia Guard!"
Later——
Tang San discovered that not only was there something wrong with this man, he was also dangerous.
Xiao Wu discovered that this man was not only dangerous, but also very quiet.
The master discovered that this man was not only quiet, but also... Unable to understand?
And Yan Xun himself also discovered——
This world doesn't seem quite right either.
Soul beasts can talk, grass can hit people, rabbits have soul rings, and even the admissions teacher can smash down a wall with one punch.
What's even more outrageous is——
He always felt that the little boy in blue clothes seemed to have been seen somewhere.
Tang San: Don't keep staring at me.
Yan Xun: Don't keep staring at me.
Tang San: ... I'm just curious.
Yan Xun: Me too.
The two looked at each other.
The air suddenly became a little more delicate.
Xiao Wu: Third brother, does he want to fight with you?
Yan Xun: ... I just want to team up with him.
Tang San:... I refuse.
Zhao Wuji: ... Shut up, all of you!
——This Shrek, something is really not right.
Food Guide
1. The original male protagonist Yan Xun (Jian San Cang Yun Xuan Jia Wei) × Tang San, HE, run in both directions, doting on each other without abuse.
2. Xiao Wu is just Tang San's younger sister. She is friendly and the Shrek Eight Monsters happily fight against each other.
3. Respect the main line of the original work and the dual-form (shield + sword) setting of Shield Father's martial spirit. Any bugs in the combat power logic are purely due to the author's lack of brain power.
Written in August 2025, revised on February 8, 2026, and will be updated slowly in the future.
Intention: Regardless of gender or origin, sincere mutual understanding is eternal.