
Racking Up 999 Ways to Die in an ABO Game
在ABO游戏刷满999种死法
by Penguin on the Run (在逃企鹅)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 400k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
#Died from breathing poisonous air and got killed right at the start#
#Triggered the defense system by slicing a watermelon with a lightsaber and got killed instead#
#Twisted his back doing the radio calisthenics too enthusiastically and ended up half-paralyzed#
#Tried to cook instant noodles with his mental powers, but they went berserk and blew him up#
#Argued with the navigation AI while using autopilot, lost, got locked in the cockpit, and starved to death#
Since playing the ABO Simulator, Shi Jin, a small-time streamer, has kept unlocking all kinds of absurd ways to die.
At first, he thought he was about to enjoy a sweet, romantic life, and vowed to become a badass Alpha and complete the entire gallery.
But the game started in what could only be called Hell Mode. Even the entries in the game’s gallery were death CGs.
To attract viewers, he could only tearfully change his livestream title to 100 Ways for a Streamer to Die.
He comforted himself: “Whatever, this game lets you reload endlessly. As long as I reload fast enough, sadness can’t catch up with me!”
But it wasn’t long before he discovered that people had made compilations of all the bizarre ways he died in the game?!!!
Shi Jin: Huh? Wait, don’t I have any dignity?
Unexpectedly, his death compilation first racked up over a million views, and then people started calling him a “clumsy beauty”...
Shi Jin refused to accept the title.
He secretly swore: Don’t look down on a poor young man! Just wait until I suddenly differentiate as a badass Alpha and amaze you all!
At last, thanks to his tireless efforts (reloads)...
The good news: He differentiated as an Alpha.
The bad news: His height got stuck at the unlucky 179 centimeters, and his pheromones smelled like sweet taro bubble milk tea...
And the Imperial Crown Prince who’d been doggedly pursuing him, Agal, the silver-haired puppy, differentiated as the one and only Enigma in the entire galaxy, standing 1.9 meters tall.
Shi Jin could hardly believe it.
Huh? How does that make sense? Wasn’t this supposed to be ABO? How did it turn into EABO?
ABO Simulator, your crimes are unforgivable. You’ve led so many people astray!
Fortunately, this E was just a fictional character in a full-dive game.
That’s what Shi Jin told himself. In the game, he continued to soar through the skies and roam the earth in mechs, enjoying thrilling adventures. Outside the game, he continued to eat, sleep, and tend his potted plants, living a peaceful life.
Until one time, after he died and was just about to reload and come back to life, the save file failed.
The System notified him that he had filled all 999 death entries, making it impossible to log into the game.
Shi Jin: Wait... does this logic make sense? Is this the legendary forced fake death?
Even more absurdly, the physical constitution and mental powers he’d gained after differentiating as an Alpha in the game had come back with him to reality. He became the only Alpha on Earth.
The kind of Alpha who had to control his strength when drinking porridge with a stainless-steel spoon, or risk squeezing it flat.
So he became even more cautious in his daily life. He didn’t want to end up in the news, didn’t want people thinking he was some kind of superhero, and definitely didn’t want to be dragged off for experiments by some crazy scientist...
Until one day, the news reported that an alien fleet had landed on Earth. The Emperor of the Solan Empire, Agal, had made a friendly visit to Earth. His planet was billions of light-years away, and his people had three sexes: Alpha, Omega, and Beta...
Shi Jin: What the hell, this setting is damn familiar!
Could it be that the thing he’d been playing wasn’t actually a game?
Once he figured it out, he was struck as if by lightning, full of remorse and guilt, and trembling with every cautious step.
But what was coming would come eventually.
That day, someone knocked on the door of his utterly ordinary apartment.
The man standing outside had silver hair and silver eyes, and a tall, imposing build. As soon as he stepped inside, he pinned Shi Jin against the door and pressed his cold fingertips to Shi Jin’s neck.
Shi Jin thought he was about to be beaten, but when he met Agal’s eyes, he saw that the man was surrounded by an impenetrable gloom and obsession, while his eyes brimmed with heartbreak.
The dignified Emperor of the Empire actually shed a tear right in front of him.
Shi Jin: ...
This is bad.
First of all, this man wasn’t a fictional character. He was an alien.
Even worse, he seemed to remember everything that had happened in every previous playthrough, including all of Shi Jin’s absurd ways of dying!!!
Also known as:
#Why Does the Player Keep Getting a Bad Ending?#
#I’m Really Not Faking My Death on Purpose!#
#The Whole Internet Thinks I’m the Chosen Omega#
#Stop Calling Me Sweetie! The Streamer Really Isn’t a Cute Omega#
#How I Gained Followers Through Death Compilations#
#Infinite Reloads, Easily Fill the Death Gallery!!!#
Agal x Shi Jin
A younger, pure-hearted puppy at first, later a corrupted, obsessive wolfdog who talks himself into love, an incredibly powerful Enigma top x a player with superhuman obliviousness, a sarcastic jokester and a goofy, fun-loving bottom
[Highlights~]
☆ Daily updates, EABO, everyone’s favorite, an absurdly powerful golden finger, full-dive game x livestream x reloading x slight character deification
☆ A self-indulgent story with lots of personal worldbuilding. The top is the only Enigma in the entire novel.
☆ One-on-one, happy ending, no switching and no breaking up, no side couples.
☆ Height and build difference, specifically the top’s fully grown form. The top appears in Chapter 7.
☆ A goofy story with almost no normal people in it.
☆ The number of loop playthroughs starts counting from the new save point and won’t keep accumulating forever.
☆ The protagonist hasn’t differentiated at first, but he’ll pretend to be an Alpha, an Omega, and a Beta (not really). His everyone’s-favorite trait is maxed out, and every ABO sex will have a one-sided crush on him, but he won’t flirt with multiple people at once. He’ll only return the top’s feelings.
☆ Leaving a spot here. I’ll add more if I think of anything.
Theme: Those who never forget will one day hear an answer
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This Shiche is really annoying, a whole dank man ghost. After doing such an outrageous thing, he still had the nerve to come to Jinbao, as if he was giving him a big showdown. Hug Jinbao🤗🤗
Holy swan, that statement really made me dream of calling 10086 and a series of customer service calls. There were endless numbers and words, and some even required input, such as adding a pound sign or something.
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
The teacher must have laughed for a long time when he chose this name. I can't do it anymore.
Author, do you want to make me laugh to death? You shouldn't read this while eating [Namaste][Namaste][Namaste] has been seriously collected and is waiting for updates!!!
No, those people in this chapter are so "straight" that I can't stand it anymore.
Does the author have an equal rights plot?
Click the claw!! Well written!! 🤩
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
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