Children are angels who save the world.
This story is also called Two Dads, I Got Into Trouble Again, Summer Slump? Or Just Having No Kids and Too Much Free Time!, and My Best Friend and I Had a Child.
Haruko's Diary
Hi, everyone! My name is Haruko. As for my surname, we haven't decided yet, because my "parents" are still fighting over whose surname I'll take!
(The two strongest, reading this: ...
Round 14,56 of the surname battle for Haruko: ready, go!)
I'm the cutest, kindest, smartest child in the world. You could describe me with every wonderful word there is. I'm also the happiest kid in the world, because I have the very best "parents"!
(The next 200 words praising my "parents" have been omitted.)
At last, I really don't know what else to write. Filler, filler! Teacher, please don't assign another 400-word diary entry next time. Filler, filler, filler! This is great, I'm almost at 400 words! Keep filling, keep filling!
Finally, 400 words!
It was an ordinary day, and also an extraordinary one, because Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru had a child. Or maybe they found a child who belonged to them?!
[Child protection mode activated. Searching for guardians.]
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[This world has been identified as high-risk. Activating the highest level of protection.]
[Guardian mode forced on. Strongest genes loaded. Scanning...]
[Geto Suguru detected. Successfully assigned role: Mother. Designated primary guardian.]
[Gojo Satoru detected. Successfully assigned role: Father. Designated guardian.]
The two high school boys, who had just been fighting so fiercely that the world seemed to end, pulling each other's hair: ?????
[Your daughter needs a kiss now. Affection +20.]
[Your daughter is hungry. If you don't feed her in time, she will use her crying skill. Mood -20.]
[Due to your words and example, your daughter's morality -1.]
[Your daughter is bored. Her mood is continuing to drop, and her destructive power is increasing. Please stop her in time!]
Question: What can a white cat and a black fox have together? Something good?
Answer: A cow cat! A cow cat! A cow cat!
As everyone knows, black-and-white creatures in nature are never simple. Take huskies, orcas, and the neurotic cat of the feline world: the cow cat!
P.S. Just dropping this idea here for now, hehe.
Theme: A story about a child saving the world
