Fake White Moonlight Trope | Reunited After a Breakup
Proud Bottom × Ghost Top
1.
Ding! You have a new breakup order! Please accept it promptly.
After Yun Buxi snagged the order, he realized the client's address looked strangely familiar. He'd been there before, hadn't he?
Knock, knock, knock.
"Why is it you? Don't you live upstairs?"
The client opened the door, revealing a face Yun Buxi knew all too well. Yun Buxi pointed at him in shock. If he'd known who it was, he wouldn't have taken the job even if his life depended on it.
But he had professional standards. Since he was already there, he asked about the order: "Ahem. I'm a gold-tier breakup specialist from 'Breakup Yet?' Employee No. 0207. Who does the client want to break up with?"
"I want you to help someone named Yun Buxi break up with that person."
It was his first time receiving a request from a third party. He froze for a moment. Wasn't Yun Buxi him?
That person? Who?
"His white moonlight."
My white moonlight? Who?
Him?!
2.
Yun Buxi had a naturally unfriendly face that put people off from childhood. Three years ago, he was dumped for no reason. Walking alone down a street on a rainy night, he spotted a recruitment poster at his feet:
Falling for someone else, terrible relatives, cheating and becoming the other man... We solve it all in one stop.
The Breakup Yet? team is waiting for you to join.
After his breakup, his even grumpier face immediately won his boss's approval. His boss practically leapt to his feet. "You! Start work tomorrow!"
Over the next three years, thanks to his grumpy face and sharp tongue, Yun Buxi became the company's top salesperson and Breakup Yet?'s No. 1 gold-tier breakup expert. He kept hoping the person who dumped him would end up with a scumbag, so he could show up and break them up, and then... hehehe.
He never expected to actually get an order from him. But why did it involve himself?
3.
The breakup expert suffered just one defeat. Yun Buxi "had no choice" but to "sacrifice" himself so the client would leave him a good review.
"Xibao, aren't I way, way, way more impressive than your weakling white-moonlight boyfriend?"
His movements grew more forceful with every emphasized word. Yun Buxi's face flushed, and he couldn't speak, his eyes misting over. It was true. Because he could take what his white moonlight had given him years ago, he was still conscious enough to hold on until now.
Afterward, he held Yun Buxi tightly and asked, "Who is your white moonlight? Do you like me or him?"
He couldn't hear Yun Buxi's answer, so he wouldn't let go. Yun Buxi clenched his teeth and refused to say it. His inner thoughts: What an idiot. I've already told you the answer.
"Since I've seen you, how could I not be pleased?"
Reading guide:
1. The white moonlight is definitely him. Getting jealous of yourself is fun.
2. Both are virgins, and they were each other's first love. Neither dated anyone else after their breakup.
Theme: Please be faithful to one another.
