The Overpowered Hero Got the Wrong Harem Protagonist Script

Shen Jingluan bound himself to the Traditional Dragon-Protagonist Comeback System.

The System said he was the chosen one, destined to trample geniuses underfoot, gather a harem, and achieve supreme dominion.

Shen Jingluan studied his own stunningly beautiful face in the mirror, along with those seductive, peach-blossom eyes that looked nothing like they belonged to someone with an aura of a king. He was absolutely convinced: this had to be the standard good looks of a dragon protagonist!

So when the System gave him his first task, [Publicly humiliate a fallen genius to establish your reputation], Shen Jingluan immediately chose the former prodigy in the sect who had lost all his spiritual power and dared to compete with him for their junior sister, Xie Yanbing.

At the training grounds, Shen Jingluan lounged against a wooden chair, crossing his long legs. He raised the toe of his boot and pressed it against Xie Yanbing's thigh, leaning in close.

"You dared to damage my sword. Crawl under here, and I'll let you off today."

A cool fragrance enveloped Xie Yanbing. His gaze grew deep as he silently bent down.

That night, Shen Jingluan rubbed on the fragrant balm the System had rewarded him with and preened in the mirror.

"My domineering aura is on full display. No wonder nobody dares look me in the eye."

The System immediately issued a new task: [Subdue the aloof beauty and make him your subordinate. Show off your charm]. His target was Jiang Qingzhi, the stern and cold head of the Discipline Hall.

Shen Jingluan went to him full of confidence. His poems were criticized as incoherent, and even the pastries he'd prepared with such care were deemed harmful to cultivation.

Furious, he stormed into the Discipline Hall to complain. "Jiang Qingzhi, do you have any idea how to appreciate things?"

Jiang Qingzhi remained expressionless. His fingertip brushed Shen Jingluan's moist eye, then slowly traced down to his vividly colored lower lip. "You're noisy. Copy the Qingjing Sutra a hundred times tonight and calm yourself."

As he copied, Shen Jingluan secretly took the System's [Autumn-Water Clear-Eyes Pill], silently vowing that this old fossil would be his servant one day.

Behind him, Jiang Qingzhi's gaze clung to the slender line of his waist, taut as he bent over. Jiang Qingzhi closed his eyes, struggling to restrain himself.

A dragon protagonist needs a mount. Shen Jingluan found the young lord of the demon clan and tried to subdue him while he was badly wounded. Instead, he had his wrist pinned to a wall in three moves. Cangwu buried his face in Shen Jingluan's neck and chuckled. "You little weakling, you want to tame me?"

Shen Jingluan struggled with all his might. His newly learned Willow-in-the-Wind technique made his waist go soft, and he shouted furiously, "Let go! Just wait until I master my divine art..."

Cangwu licked his earlobe and chuckled. "You don't need to master it. You're delicious just the way you are."

When that plan failed, Shen Jingluan decided to tame a spirit beast instead. The System told him to raise one from an egg. He painstakingly held it in his arms and fed it spiritual power. At last, the egg hatched, and out came a white tiger cub that nuzzled against his neck and called him Mama.

Shen Jingluan tried to correct it. "I'm a man. Call me Papa."

The little white tiger took a sparkling treasure from its eggshell and presented it to him, wagging its tail happily. "For Mama! Baby will take care of Mama!"

Fine. He had top-tier fighting power now. It didn't matter what it called him.

Shen Jingluan's road to becoming the strongest was going very smoothly.

He humiliated his long-suffering nemesis, stole the junior sister admired by lovesick fools, and face-slapped the petty villains who got in his way. It was the life he'd always dreamed of.

"The System really is reliable." Shen Jingluan was brimming with confidence. He was sure he would become the strongest dragon protagonist in history.

To crush the competition, he practiced the cultivation method the System gave him, thinking he could kill with a glance. In reality, his flirtatious eyes made people itch with desire.

After successfully recruiting a lackey, he received the [Obedient to Commands] buff and thought he could command the masses. But when he activated it, he found himself obeying other people's words instead. The System called it the "retreat to advance" technique, and he firmly believed it.

His harem was coming along nicely. He received the reward [Empathy Doll] and gleefully used it to spy on his nemesis. That night, his whole body grew hot and limp, melting into a puddle. The System said it was a normal increase in sensory perception, and he thought it was a bargain.

But gradually...

He noticed that his nemesis no longer looked at him coldly. Instead, his gaze was frighteningly heated.

The junior sister he'd stolen from her admirers crept into his room in the middle of the night and murmured in a husky voice, "Senior Brother, you really can't tell I'm a man?"

Even his ever-attentive, gentle bonded sword spirit would swipe a finger across the back of his neck when he sweated during practice, saying casually, "Your cultivation method is rather distinctive, Master."

Fed up with these men who wouldn't leave him alone, Shen Jingluan could only work even harder at cultivating the System's "top-tier technique."

And behind him...

His cold nemesis was falling into a heart demon for his sake. His green-tea junior sister was dropping her disguise. His twisted sword spirit was weaving a cage...

They all wanted to carry this beautiful, clueless fool of a cat, who had wandered into a pack of wolves while thinking he was the greatest under heaven, back to their own dens.

Caught between them, Shen Jingluan's lips were swollen and red from being kissed and bitten. Confused, furious, and trembling, he cried, "System! What's going on? Weren't I supposed to have a crowd of lackeys and beautiful women all around me?"

#A comedic battle royale of love: When will he realize he's cultivating the Hehuan Sect's techniques?#

#System, give me back my normal dragon-protagonist life!#

Note:

1. The bottom is beautiful and stupid without realizing it. The System is a disaster, the shou flavor is intense, and everything serves the wish-fulfillment.

2. The love-triangle chaos is extremely intense, with plenty of people crushing on him. Anything could happen, but the bottom won't date two people at the same time.

3. The little white tiger will grow from a chubby cub into a young man, but he'll only ever recognize Mama and show him filial devotion. This is a family-love storyline! Most of the cast are adults.

Theme: Love and redemption