The Genius Simulator Seems Off [Football]

[Have you ever dreamed of becoming a genius?] [Have you ever cried your eyes out at four in the morning over your favorite team's loss?] [Have you ever been furious over your team's tractor and garbage strategy during a race?] [Have you ever wanted to be a 208w with a room full of sisters-in-law, yet still win countless genuine hearts?] You died, you came back to life, and you were bound to a Genius Simulator. Begin your brand-new life in the simulator. *Updates irregularly. I'd be so happy if I could get some follows; I'll work hard at the grind 🧎 *Content warning: Real-life match results may be altered slightly by the butterfly effect. I apologize in advance to the clubs, players, drivers, and teams affected. *The protagonist is asexual, with a slight chaotic-neutral side. *Romantic pairings only appear in the forum posts. The views in those posts aren't the author's views. The author will split into different personalities when writing forum posts, so please don't take them too seriously 🙇 Theme: You're a genius!