Qiao Yu traveled into an ancient romance novel and became the male protagonist with a sinister and paranoid personality, which was completely different from his own personality. In order not to collapse his character and avoid being obliterated by the will of the world, Qiao Yu had to start his daily life of disguise.
First of all, height is a big issue. The original book was nearly 1.9 Meters tall and had an aura of 2.8 Meters. However, he was only over 1.8 Meters tall. Qiao Yu had to customize a pair of boots that were 8 centimeters thick. The first thing I do when I get up every day is to put myself on the mat. In those few years, I was more tired than the Little Mermaid.
Secondly, the weight and body shape are not consistent. Qiao Yu had no choice but to stuff several layers of thickened inner linings into his custom-made suit to widen his shoulders and thicken his chest, just like the male protagonist in a Korean drama with double doors.
Fortunately, the mansion where this sinister male partner lives all year round is as gloomy and unpopular as a cold storage, so he will not be heated to death.
In addition to hardware modifications, Qiao Yu had to look in the mirror every day and study the original owner's perverted and silly postures and lines. For example, how to look at people with the coldest eyes, smile with a smile that is 30% ridiculed and 70% cruel, and say classic lines such as "Woman, you are playing with fire."
Then, he had to stand on stilts and support himself with "muscles" to find the heroine Xu Yuanyuan in the book. After finishing his lines, he tried hard to maintain a "sinister" expression and walked away without falling.
Day after day, year after year, Qiao Yu felt that his soul was being squeezed dry. Until the plot reaches a critical point, the heroine gets married. According to the setting, the sinister male partner should completely give up. His normal height and down-to-earth feeling almost made Qiao Yu burst into tears.
He quickly took off his Dark Night King custom-made suit and put on a refreshing urban mature man's style to attend the wedding.
His nemesis, the male partner who always opposed him and had a similar family background, leaned against the pillar in the corridor with his arms folded across his chest: "Hey, Mr. Qiao, is this your illness finally cured? Are you willing to take off that outfit?"
Qiao Yu asked the system: "... Didn't you say that in their eyes, this is what I am?"
System: "... I never said that."
Social and death are not enough to describe how Qiao Yu feels at this moment. There is no nostalgia for this world anymore, so he plans an unexpected escape from this sad place that has destroyed his dignity.
The funeral was held hastily.
The sworn enemy stood in front of the tombstone for a long time. Then, Qiao Yu saw him kneel down and take out a pair of high boots that Qiao Yu was very familiar with and had accompanied him for countless painful days and nights from a bag he brought with him.
The sworn enemy lit them on fire. He lowered his head and his voice sounded suppressed and choked. It was no longer the usual casual or tit-for-tat tone, but it was filled with pain and despair.
"Qiao Yu... You might as well stay crazy... That way at least you are still alive and still dazzling in front of my eyes..."
"I like you... I like you! Did you hear that! I've liked you for so many years!"
"The first time you stepped on these broken stilts to show off, but you couldn't stand firm and fell off the top and fainted. It was me who secretly carried you back, treated your wounds, and stayed with you all night! Why... Why do you only have eyes for Xu Yuanyuan? What's so good about her? I burned your favorite pair of height-increasing shoes for you, and you were talking about your shoes even after you fainted!"
"Qiao Yu! You bastard! The first thing I will do after I die is to find you and kill you! Do you hear me? You can't run away!"
Qiao Yu, who was hiding behind the tree, was just here to say goodbye. Now he was stunned. He was so frightened that he took a step back. He accidentally broke a dead branch under his feet, making a slight "click" sound.
Almost at the same time, the man in front of the grave, who was originally immersed in grief and anger, suddenly raised his head.
Qiao Yu met those red eyes.
Qiao Yu covered his butt: "..." That's bad luck.
Intention: Hahaha