The Legend of Salted Fish in the Harem

Kang Wusi had been a social beast for thirty years, but for the first time he experienced time travel and became a heir apparent. He thought that now he could lie down completely and enjoy the decadent life of the exploiting class. As a result, within a few days of his good life, he was packed up and sent out of the country. The euphemistic name was exchange and learning, but in reality he was going to serve as a hostage to neighboring countries. He lay flatter now. Seeing his lack of ambition, the neighboring countries did not pose a threat and did not bother to embarrass him. They just gave him a yard and provided him with food and drink on time, and treated him as if he had kept an idle man in captivity. Kang Wusi was also happy and at ease. He lay in the yard all day long, basking in the sun, thinking about what to eat today and when to sleep tomorrow. If you have insomnia or poor sleep quality one night, go sit in the academy, listen to the old master's lectures, listen to the hypnotic tunes, and get a good night's sleep. When you feel that the rice insect life in a foreign country is a bit boring, there is an excellent place to get inspiration. It is to see how the Ninth Prince Li Xin, who was disliked by the emperor the most and was left to fend for himself in the cold palace, eats chaffy vegetables and lives a life more pitiful than Chinese cabbage. After reading it, I immediately felt that a proton life with food, drink, a house to live in, and people to support me was simply heaven. I can continue to lie down with peace of mind. I thought that this way he would be miserable, and my balanced life would continue forever. Until one day, the situation inside and outside the palace walls suddenly changed, and the shouts of killing were loud. The poor Ninth Prince Li Xin, who is an inspirational reference, forcibly carved a bloody path to the dragon throne in the bloody storm and ascended the throne as the emperor. The brand-new emperor, dressed in a mysterious black crown, found Kang Wusi hiding in the simple courtyard where Proton once lived, who was still trying to understand the current situation. Li Xinping retreated. "Kang Wusi, I give you two choices." "Be a member of my harem and a member of the previous dynasty." Kang Wusi was stunned for a moment. Harem people? It sounds like you still have to serve people with sex, and your butt will suffer. People from the previous dynasty? Isn't that just being an official and going to court? You have to get up before dawn, rush to the palace gate under the stars and moon, and queue up at the palace gate, waiting in the cold wind or scorching heat to go to court... No, absolutely not. The time to go to court... Is really too early. He can't get up! ＊ Then he lay even more flat. He was raped by life before and then by Li Xin. Later, Kang Wusi was bored and wanted to write a biography. He thought that he was from the harem, so he wrote and wrote the biography of salted fish in the harem. Apart from Li Xin, he was the only one in the harem. What is the difference between it and the daily life record of the emperor and empress? Today in the study, yesterday in the back garden... Shouzhen lay flat all the way to the top of his life. Intention: Be happy