The Happy Life of a Five-Toxin Beast (Chinese Paladin 3)

Name: The Happy Life of a Five-Toxin Beast (Chinese Paladin 3)
Author: Ya Hong

（仙三重景）五毒兽的幸福生活

by Ya Hong (雅鸿)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 504k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 8y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

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A very serious blurb:

The main couple in this story is Chong Lou and Fei Peng (Chong Lou x Fei Peng), and the primary female lead is Huaying. The main story is told from the perspective of a Five Poison Beast.

The purpose of Huaying's arc is to find the way home. In contrast, the purpose of Wang Pengxu's arc is to uncover the truth hidden by "history."

The female lead's pairing... is completely unknown. We don't even know if there'll be one ╮(╯_╰)╭.

The overall tone of this story should be cheerful and full of snark.

The story mainly follows the game, while incorporating some of the characters' personalities from the TV series. In particular, the main couple, Chong Lou and Fei Peng, works in both the game and TV series versions...

Xu Changqing appears roughly when he does in the game, but please use his personality and outfits from the TV series...

If you understand the above and can put up with it, go ahead and read... You may occasionally need a warning label or something...

A chaotic, cheerful blurb:

The ultimate goal of this story, number one: make it understandable to everyone, whether they've played Chinese Paladin 3 or not.

The ultimate goal of this story, number two: make it an enjoyable read for everyone, whether they've watched Chinese Paladin 3 or not.

The ultimate goal of this story, number three: let everyone see the love, whether they've fallen in love with Chinese Paladin 3 or not.

The ultimate goal of this story, number four: to hell with female leads and all that, let the female ghosts get their boys' love on, and let all the fujoshi witness the future of this world!

The ultimate goal of this story, number five and beyond: to be decided...

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Lastly, Ya Yu is still so hung up on Chinese Paladin 3... Big Bro, I'm stuck in the Demon Locking Tower... OTL. Why does leveling up suddenly feel so slow... TOT. Is it because I don't love you enough after all? When will Boss Lou show up again... Can I summon you...? Big Bro... I miss you so much, meow...