Damn It, You Caught the Rabbit Bug

Zhang Yujing felt that God could defeat him. After struggling to survive in Mafia, a flowerpot hit him and he was reincarnated into a dwarf rabbit fifteen years later. He quarreled with cats and dogs every day, walked his roommates, and had to deal with the store clerk who was holding up his cell phone to take pictures of him all day long. His temper becomes increasingly unbearable. Zhang Yujing: Angry, stamping his feet. Shop assistant: So cute (*/∇＼*) He couldn't bear it anymore and decided to run away. On the day of his escape, he took advantage of his roommate to attract the attention of others, jumped up, and prepared to run towards freedom and greatness. Then—— A pair of white hands held him firmly from behind. "Are you being squeezed out? How pitiful." In front of him was a shy young man, looking down at him with pity in his eyes. Zhang Yujing: Ah! ! ! … Lu Shanmi would pass by that pet shop every time he came home from the hospital. That day, he pushed open the door of the pet shop by accident. The first thing I saw was the isolated rabbit. Huddled in the corner, he carefully looked at the store clerks coming and going. Weak and helpless. He took the poor rabbit home. Night 1: Be nice. Day n: Kicked over high-end rabbit food, formed gangs to make people disappear, yelled at him, grabbed his mouse and keyboard, and gnawed on the data cable. Lu Shanmi: I am not a feudal person, but can you please not come to the table to eat? Rabbit stood on the table, rolled his eyes, and snatched his cake. Lu Shanmi: qaq One day, Lu Shanmi was poked by his deskmate. He held up his cell phone and asked, "Is this your rabbit?" When he saw it, his live broadcast room was actually open, and standing inside was a rabbit wearing sunglasses and drinking juice from a goblet. The barrage flew by: [Boss Rabbit returns to his loyal live broadcast room! [Congratulations to the boss for defeating evil humans! Lu Shanmi collapsed: You are just a rabbit! Zhang Yujing: Surrender to me! … Since Zhang Yujing took Lu Shanmi's house as his base, his career has been booming. All creatures within a hundred miles of him have to call him boss. He was still very satisfied with the meal ticket, even though he cried and rubbed him all the time, and always wanted to lock him in the house. So when Lu Shanmi had a car accident, he was very sad. He was standing by the hospital bed when black and white shadows, one tall and one short, suddenly appeared in front of him. Bai Gaoguo: "Oh, I made a mistake at work and turned you into a rabbit - but it doesn't matter. If you accumulate merit, you will be able to turn back into a human soon." Zhang Yujing: "?" Your uncle. He was thinking about how to quickly accumulate merit, and suddenly felt a burning sensation on his back. When he turned around, he saw that the unconscious man had woken up. Lu Shanmi tilted his head slightly, and the timid crybaby was staring at him with a strange look in his eyes: "To accumulate merit?" Zhang Yujing:? How do you know—— "Fuck, do you understand?" Ps: Dual personality crying game anchor x grumpy bunny with lots of bad ideas Purpose: Live well