My Wife Doesn't Seem to Be a Human Being

The game "Happy Community" that Jiang Sui had reserved for many years was launched, and he was able to grab a spot in the closed beta in a rare moment. Originally, I was just joining in the fun, in the name of "experience the most authentic and perfect life." As a result, as soon as he entered the game, he was matched with a wife whose name was a string of garbled characters. She was gentle and humorous and could provide emotional value. She was tailor-made for him. The sense of immersion in the game is very strong. Jiang Sui always took his wife to check in and got a baby. It was quite real, as if reality had gone away. This was the first time Jiang Sui played a game with such true feelings. As soon as I picked up the mobile phone, I took my baby shopping with my wife. Not only did I spend time passing by the families showing off my happiness in front of the residents in each community, I also showed off my baby on forums. Jiang Sui: Super obsessed with showing off. Other players: Convex. After a month, Zai was ranked first in the server by him, and his phone was full of photos of his wife and Zai kissing each other. Jiang Sui always knew that his wife was very powerful and smart. He can accurately tell the location of every item in his house. Even Jiang Sui himself doesn't know. His wife clearly remembers things Jiang Sui has forgotten. I don't know since when, the battery of his mobile phone has never been red again. No matter where he goes, when he touches his pocket, his mobile phone is there, and he can't shake it off. Not only that, he felt that his cubs were different from other people's cubs. Other people's cubs: fair and tender children. Homeboy: A faceless shadow wearing a rabbit coat. Jiang Sui was silent for a while: I admit that my son is ugly. One day, his wife sent a message saying that she wanted to meet a gay man, but it was in class and he didn't see it. As soon as he turned on his phone after class, his wife sent a new message—— [Wife: I'm here*^_^*] [Wife: Zaizai is here too. Jiang Sui's eyes lit up, and when he ran downstairs, he suddenly thought that he seemed to have never told his wife his address. Ding, new news—— [Wife: Should I come to you, or should you come to me? … Jiang Sui has been unlucky since he was a child, especially in the month since he started playing games. He felt that he was particularly unlucky. He always bumped into ghosts. After bumping into ghosts several times in a row, his wife also knew about it. But my wife is very gentle and will explain to him every time: communicate well and you can get along with him even if you are a ghost. Jiang Sui (covering his heart): Woohoo, my wife is the best in the world! ! Later, when he encountered a ghost again, Jiang Sui followed his wife's instructions and tried to escape, but the effect was 0 and he was kicked out of the first floor. Jiang Sui felt wronged and went back to find his wife. Wife: I'll come╰(*`*)╯ So, when he encountered a ghost again, he threw away his cell phone. Evil Ghost: What the hell—— [Wife: Get lost. The next second, Jiang Sui watched the evil ghost that couldn't understand human speech scream and disappear. He picked up his phone and looked at it—— [Wife: (Annual Chicken Soup for the Soul Link)] Jiang Sui: Have you been transcended? As expected of my wife! Ps: 1. Wife is a joking name, oral pleasure between xql 2. Non-human 1xNon-normal human 0 Purpose: Play in a happy community and enjoy a happy life