Idiot Laozi's Online Love Affair Overturned!

[Idiot Laozi. A foodie who cries about being x-faced because he is too upright. A father with a vicious mouth is an attack] A story about a silly, sweet and cute girl who falls in love at first sight and eats her up~ Yu Chaoxi, an orphan who grew up in an orphanage, was admitted to a university in City A when he was eighteen years old. He came alone to one of the most prosperous metropolises in the country with thousands of dollars he saved from working during the summer vacation. On the first day in city A, Yu Chaoxi was shocked by the prices here. He stared at the balance with tears in his eyes, calculating how long it would take to starve to death if he didn't make any money. Before he could find a way to make money, he was sadly fascinated by the colorful world—— He became addicted to pigs and turned from a poor man into a poor and greedy foodie. In order to fill his stomach, Yu Chaoxi, who was inexperienced in the world, embarked on the road of no return—— He used two sets of pancakes to sign up for the class: "How to Make a Man Spend Money for You Willingly." The class worked very well, and Yu Chaoxi opened the business on the first day. Not only that, Idiot Laozi also caught a big fish. From then on, he started calling "brother" every day in his college life. My brother doesn't talk much. He transfers money to the idiot Laozi and gives out red envelopes every day. Idiot Laozi's life has skyrocketed, and his meal prices have soared. In this way, the idiot Laozi and his brother lived happily until one day—— He discovered that his "brother" was actually his prickly roommate. The idiot Laozi said it was impossible. How could his beautiful brother on the Internet be that turtle-haired monster in reality? Idiot Laozi hesitated in pain, unable to eat, and then decided—— Keep making money! Although the turtle-haired monster has "I'm not easy to mess with, if you mess with me you'll die" is engraved on its face. But the idiot Laozi will fight to the death to defend his right to be a "beautiful foodie"! Unfortunately, within two days of defending, he had nightmares again and again, in which he was beaten into a fat head by his roommate. In order to prevent the dream from becoming a reality, Laozi did not dare to fish anymore, so he directly deleted, blocked and logged out the whole process. He thought everything was safe, but he was soon caught out by his turtle-haired roommate. The roommate looked at him playfully and asked why he ran away. The idiot Laozi pretended to be stupid: "I don't understand what you are talking about..." The roommate snorted coldly and said he was going to call the police and arrest the bastard who defrauded him of his money. The idiot Laozi panicked and tried his best to persuade his roommate to be merciful and to be merciful, but not to call the police! However, the roommate refused to listen and turned around to go to the police station. The idiot Laozi was so frightened that his legs went weak. He hugged his roommate's legs with a plop and wailed: "Don't go -" The roommate took out the chat history between the two of them, and saw a series of "husband" and "husband" that made Laozi's face heat up. —— After being caught, Laozi fell in love in a daze—— With his online dating partner, financial sponsor, and turtle-haired roommate. The boyfriend is very rich and generous as always. He keeps transferring red envelopes to Laozi and invites him to stay at his house. On the night he checked in, Laozi discovered something was wrong: He was held tightly in his arms by his boyfriend, who was very strange and was chewing on his neck... He felt itchy and hid for a moment, but the next second he was pressed back, and their bodies were closer. "What are you doing..." Laozi asked softly. The boyfriend leaned into his ear and uttered the words 18🈲. Laozi was shocked when he heard this and almost fainted from the young master. The boyfriend said lightly again: "I'm teasing you." Laozi breathed a sigh of relief, but it turned out that was not the case—— At first, the eldest young master just chewed on his mouth, face, and neck. The gnawing made Laozi breathless, his heart beat faster, and his whole body felt numb. Later, when he advanced and started to do it manually, Laozi said he was shy, but his body approached honestly. After it was over, he lay on the bed panting and caught a glimpse of ***** from the corner of his eye. Lao Zi: (￢‸￢)? (≖╻≖；) O((⊙⊙))o. Laozi: Isn't this the wrong size? Run away! ! ! It was Lao Zi's turn to use the manual force and he immediately ran away and plunged into the thin quilt. The next moment, he was stripped out by the young master, "What are you hiding from?" Laozi: I'm afraid... Young Master: -_- ...? "Close your eyes if you're afraid..." Laozi immediately raised his hands and covered his eyes tightly. The eldest young master: "..." "Do you need two hands to cover your eyes?" Laozi silently removed one hand, stretched it out, and groped with trembling... ………… A few minutes later, Laozi was hit on the back of his hand. He heard the eldest young master say: "Yu Chaoxi, you can't exert any strength at all?" Laozi: (๑•.•๑) ᖰ•͈₃•͈ᖳ Motto: Love can overcome all difficulties