GB/BG: The Story of My 1I and 4I Boyfriends Fighting to Be the Dad

I'm pregnant. But I don't know who the father is.

So I call all the guys I've been on dates with over the past three months.

The first says, "Sorry, I'm infertile."

The second says, "Sorry, I was faking it that day. I didn't finish."

The third says, "Sorry, I just got off a plane. I'm in the States. Come visit sometime."

The fourth says, "Huh?"

By the time I get to the fifth, I'm furious. A bunch of useless men, all looks and no character. I let all my pent-up anger out on number five, shouting into the phone, "You have to take responsibility for me! Otherwise, I'll call the cops and have you arrested, you heartless bastard!"

The fifth guy says helplessly, "All right, all right. I'll take responsibility for you and the baby. But I just have one thing to say, baby: that night, you were the one who topped me."

Me...

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