[A chaotic crossover stew]
The Aeon of Elation, Aha, took the Express’s courage energy, so Conductor Pom-Pom had no choice but to change course for the nearest world rich in courage energy to gather a new supply.
Pom-Pom warned them, “I’ve already spoken with the leaders of those worlds, so you must be careful, pom!”
The galaxy’s succubus, the Trailblazer, assures everyone they’re all good buddies.
[Journey to the West arc complete] [Transformers arc complete] [Detective Conan arc complete]
And so the trio charged straight into Flower Fruit Mountain. They became sworn brothers with the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, stirred up the Dragon Palace, and turned the Underworld upside down. Then they ran into Yang Jian and Nezha and wreaked havoc in Heaven alongside its three biggest rebellious troublemakers.
The Trailblazer grips her baseball bat. “Rules are made to be broken!”
Little March trembles. “Just behave yourself.”
As the train car doors open, the Trailblazer walks to the entrance and sees two giant robots fighting. Is the Engine of Creation still chasing me? she wonders. Can robots turn into cars and planes too?
This is an option? The Trailblazer’s eyes light up. “Astral Express, transform!”
Little March is speechless. “Stop messing around.”
The train lands safely. On the streets of Tokyo at night, the Trailblazer looks around, spots a trash can, and dashes over to it. A gentle voice offers her some comforting words. She meets a sweet, adorable angel, and then the trio gets caught up in a baffling murder case.
When everything comes to light, the killer points a gun at Mori Ran.
The Trailblazer draws her flaming lance. “Don’t worry, I’m here!”
Little March claps and cheers. “Beat them up!”
The Astral Express travels between worlds in search of courage energy.
“Next stop... Warp sequence commencing!”
Little March: “All right, all right, the train’s about to leave. Hurry and sit down!”
Finally! May this journey lead us to the stars!
Personal headcanons:
1. The story has little connection to the Honkai: Star Rail plot. It’s basically a collection of lighthearted stories about the Astral Express Crew transmigrating into other worlds.
2. Everyone is platonic, with no pairings. Ship whoever you want.
3. The Trailblazer transmigrates into Journey to the West, Detective Conan, Transformers, and other worlds for silly, comedic everyday adventures. (I’ll try to keep everyone in character.)
4. Other Honkai: Star Rail characters will appear as helpers. Stay tuned.
5. Note: The story is related to the original plot of each world, but not entirely. Don’t take it seriously! It’s all for Aha! It’s all for Elation! (Aha has the final say.)
Theme: Even a little energy adds up, and in the end it will gather into an enormous supply to spread positive energy.
I have pictures and sounds in my mind! Teacher Liu Xiaolingtong is still too authoritative [changed]
I underestimate the weight of the train. It weighs more than ten tons at least.
Uncle Yang's name is screened every day [covering face, laughing and crying]
Hahahahahahaha, are you still embarrassed 🐶
There is something wrong with the character of Daheita. How come she has become a profiteer? With her character, she does not care about trivial matters other than research. A genius can only use his mouth to get research funds. There are a lot of people thinking about giving it to her but she is not qualified. Why does she need to persuade herself?
Just let Xing fool you like this [covering face, laughing and crying]
I don't mean what I mean, my monkey brother is a professional 🍉
Lao Yang opened his eyes and told lies, hahahaha
Since he said so, the protagonist group should start this
Pam doesn't add "pa" to every sentence, right? 😩