The Demon Lord Willingly Became a Dog

Le Ning, the top romance coach in the Immortal Realm Singles Group.

A sweet, clueless guy joined the group, constantly boasting that he was still a virgin and wanted to be a dog for the woman he liked.

Le Ning patiently coached him: "Show off your feathers with passion! Show off in all sorts of dazzling ways! Keep showing off without ever giving up!"

The sweet, clueless guy followed Le Ning's instructions to the letter.

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Le Ning went to the mortal realm with the God of War to purge evil. The God of War fussed over her every step of the way, treating her with the utmost attention. Every few days, he'd show off his muscles or give her magical artifacts and immortal pills... He was doing everything he could to catch her eye, with fiery enthusiasm and unbridled passion.

Le Ning said the God of War was annoying.

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The sweet, clueless guy flooded the Three Realms Singles Group with tearful messages, saying that after following Le Ning's advice, the woman he liked had started to hate him.

Le Ning felt terribly guilty, so she decided to meet him in person and give him some face-to-face coaching.

The sweet, clueless guy showed up as promised.

Le Ning was stunned.

Why was the man who showed up the Demon Lord, notorious throughout the Three Realms for his wicked, unrestrained ways?

The Demon Lord looked down at Le Ning, who was staring back in a daze.

He was instantly both embarrassed and furious.

He'd been played.

The person he'd been pursuing while wearing the God of War's secret identity was his romance coach.

He was the mighty Demon Lord, a figure the Three Realms shied away from, and she'd treated him as a joke, teaching him how to pursue her herself?

How absurd. How humiliating!

At the same time, another thought lit up in his mind.

What was the essence of being a dog?

Wasn't it letting your master tease, boss around, and toy with you, yet still enjoying every second of it and wagging your tail as you followed them?

He froze.

A strange thrill crept into his heart.

He'd been such a successful dog.

She'd toyed with him because she must like him!

[An impossibly oblivious big sister with little-sister vibes X a lovesick, tsundere, jealous grump]

Coming soon from the neighboring historical romance author: My Dead Husband Came Back After I Remarried

Just before Gao Lian breathed his last, he saw Yu Liuzhou climb over the wall from next door, coveting his wife, Yan Ping.

He'd hated him for his entire life.

He'd spent ten years pursuing the civil service examinations, only to become gravely ill and bedridden in the very year he came first in the palace examination. Marrying his wife, Yan Ping, was what he was proudest of. The restaurant he'd funded for her in their early years had become famous throughout the capital under her management.

But Yu Liuzhou, from the neighboring General's residence, had set his sights on her.

Yu Liuzhou climbed over the wall every few days.

Yan Ping never paid him any mind. She only said, "I have a husband."

Yu Liuzhou said, "I know."

Yan Ping said, "I'm thirty-three, and the general is only twenty."

Yu Liuzhou said, "I know."

But he refused to give up. Once, right in front of Gao Lian, he even brazenly said to Yan Ping, "How many days does that useless Gao Lian have left? Why bother staying by his side?"

Yan Ping looked at the dying Gao Lian and shook her head. She and Gao Lian had been married since they were young, and she couldn't let go of their bond.

Yu Liuzhou's expression darkened. "Fine, I'll wait for you. I'll wait until Gao Lian dies."

Gao Lian was furious, but he was coughing up blood and couldn't do a thing.

Gao Lian died consumed by hatred. When he opened his eyes again, he had been reborn as the heir of a marquis's household.

The first thing he did was go looking for his wife, Yan Ping.

The old home was completely empty.

But from the neighboring General's residence came the sound of his wife's laughter.

He climbed over the wall and saw Yu Liuzhou holding a woman in his arms. The two of them were laughing and chatting, clearly deeply in love.

That woman was his wife in his previous life, Yan Ping.

After that, he climbed over the wall every day, doing exactly what Yu Liuzhou had done to Yan Ping in his previous life.

Yan Ping and Yu Liuzhou were deeply devoted to each other, so naturally she paid him no mind. But he refused to give up.

Gao Lian said, "What's so great about that brute Yu Liuzhou?"

Yan Ping said, "He's my husband."

Gao Lian said, "I know."

Yan Ping said, "I'm thirty-seven, and the heir is only twenty."

Gao Lian said, "I know."

Gao Lian vowed to return to Yan Ping's side once more.

Theme: A lighthearted read