Better to Owe a Fortune

Strong female lead + ensemble cast + wuxia (with a bit of xianxia) + absurd comedy

As the saying goes, these days the people who owe money are the ones calling the shots. So we must be as mighty as the Heavens themselves.

I, Ye Funing, the peerless, wise, mighty, breathtakingly beautiful, irresistibly charming, money-loving, lustful, wild, cool, and outrageously awesome senior sister of the Bamboo Sect of the Xuancang Sect!

Once, while teasing my junior brother, I accidentally blew up our Alchemy Pavilion.

Though I maintain it was clearly his fault, my wicked master still ordered me to raise the money to repair the pavilion within a month and a half...

The four of us could never pay off this enormous debt on our own, so...

Are you tired of dull cultivation? Sick of competing with all those workaholics in the immortal sects?

Come join us! Our sect has a harmonious atmosphere and loving teacher-student relationships. We focus on having fun while cultivating immortality!

We have a powerful teaching staff! We promise: we'll teach you, but whether you learn is up to you. Cultivation is all about fate, and fun comes first! There's plenty of gossip, and sect drama plays out every day! Plenty of chances to get up close and personal with the stars!

And the sect leader never does any work? That's false! Our sect leader is devoted to teaching his disciples to be independent, so you can brazenly rebel against your elders in the name of "the master's failure to keep his disciples in line"~

And the second senior brother can't hold his liquor? That's false, too! He's protecting the ecological balance of the cultivation world. Just imagine how many innocent cultivators would fall victim if his face came with a drinking capacity to match!

The third junior brother reads books on healing the world, not cheesy romance novels! He cries because he's moved by the tales of great doctors!

The fourth junior sister is simply focused, understand? Her fighting ability is directly proportional to her possessiveness. Keep arguing and take it up with her fists!

"Wait, I heard that you, senior sister, are actually..."

"Shh, that costs extra. Join us and you'll find out."

In short, if you join now, you'll get a personally signed portrait from the sect leader, originally 299, now only 29.9!

Limited spots, first come, first served! Interested? Call 1008654188.

(Friendly warning: This story has no shame whatsoever, and some content is inappropriate. Young heroes who can't handle that should steer clear~)

Theme: Money and beauty are both fair game!