[I'm taking a short break from updates. Work has been way too busy, sob sob. I won't abandon the story! The outline is finished. "Bows"]
Sheldon joins the BAU as a consultant after Professor Rothman's murder.
A battle between a high-IQ menace and a little angel!
Leonard, Howard, and Raj: Please tell us where we went wrong. How do we raise an angel like Dr. Reid instead of... well, you know.
Does the FBI have some special parenting techniques?
The BAU team looks at Rossi and Hotch.
Rossi and Hotch: No!
A grand test of everyone's patience!
Sheldon: This is my spot.
Sheldon: Your tea wasn't brewed at a precisely controlled temperature of 85 degrees Celsius.
Sheldon: Your labeling system misapplies the Dewey Decimal Classification.
The BAU team: ...Dr. Cooper, in case you didn't know, we really are armed.
A cheesy male-nanny play!
Sheldon: I'm not afraid of corpses. I just have a very good reason for needing to sleep between you all.
Sheldon: Wednesday night is HALO NIGHT. Drop your work and play with me right now.
Sheldon: I'm sick. Sing me Soft Kitty.
Hotch: I'm going to ask Strauss to transfer me to the Behavioral Analysis Unit.
The BAU team: Take us with you!
Highlights: There are no central pairings in this story. It's just a fun chronicle of Sheldon tormenting the BAU team, especially Hotch. If you absolutely have to name a pairing, it's probably Hotch and Haley. Adopting a beagle really is great for married life. You should all adopt one, too!
Warnings:
1. This story takes plenty of liberties and includes lots of headcanons. Everything is in service of fun, so please set logic aside while reading.
2. The timelines of The Big Bang Theory and Criminal Minds don't line up, so this story's timeline will be a complete mess. Games, comics, and tech products that shouldn't exist yet will all show up. Just think of it as a parallel universe.
3. The cases will take a back seat. The focus is on everyday antics.
Theme: Joy is always the first line of defense against darkness.
Very good, the only thing missing in this family is a real Beagle! You no longer have to worry about your husband bringing work home, and both of you will just want to jump out with the dog in your arms.
Hahahahaha, because it was so outrageous, I forgot about the Cold War, and raised Bigger together to re-cultivate the relationship between husband and wife (comrades-in-arms).
Hahaha Hotch and Haley need to hang their ties on the door handle [cover face and peek]
I have to say that Reid is an extraordinary figure among the geniuses in European and American dramas, and he is completely self-taught. The only ones who are better than others are ordinary geniuses, such as Alex in Modern Family.
Mom, I saw an angel 🙏, Reid was really sent to the door of BAU by an angel. Hahaha, I feel like hotch has gone through a bit of changes.
It's all so ridiculous, but it makes sense if you say Sheldon is in the middle
Nonono, his ears are still charming, at least his Texas dance is indeed very enjoyable to watch, hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the soul of the state is about to awaken?
Sheldon could see the attractions, but these attractions did not appeal to him. He also knew that he was handsome. After talking to Amy, he became a bit cool and always showed off his handsomeness. After Penny had her head pierced, he directly picked an attractive passerby and asked for his phone number, but the passerby was attracted to him... The people he introduced to Penny were all quite popular.
Hotch is definitely a boy mom!