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The whole story is complete. Thanks, everyone, for your support and company along the way. Hope to see you again in my next book~
[Story blurb]
1.
Emperor Hongguang, Zhu Xun, and his horse are a perfect match for the saying: Among men, the Red Hare; among horses, Lü Bu.
That day, a bunch of bastards were chasing him down, and his horse ran faster than anyone else's.
Once he'd finished killing the bastards, his horse came back.
There was a young woman sitting on its back.
A runaway young woman who made him tear up the imperial decree and rewrite the whole thing.
2.
Yu Shu died and came back to life, opening her eyes straight into danger. After narrowly escaping, she came across an exceptionally handsome white horse.
She never expected it wasn't a prince, but a sneaky little traitor.
Yu Shu regretted it so much.
What kind of decent horse would be lured away by half a steamed bun?
That traitorous horse brought her to its master, leaving her trapped before she could even get her business off the ground.
All she could do was... eat first.
3.
After Emperor Hongguang fought his way back to the capital, he and Yu Shu were separated. He could only rely on secret reports from his guards to ease his longing.
But what kind of nonsense were they writing in those reports?
“Madam found a jujube grove. She spent all afternoon picking jujubes today and was delighted.”
“Madam found a persimmon grove today. She stopped picking jujubes and switched to persimmons instead. She was very happy.”
“Madam picked persimmons again today, three in the morning and three in the evening. She ate so many she got a stomachache and couldn't sleep. Very worrying.”
“Madam still hasn't given up picking persimmons. Today she roasted them instead. They tasted wonderful, and she was beaming.”
The more Emperor Hongguang read, the angrier he got. He snapped, “Go fetch Madam and bring her back to the capital!”
If he didn't bring her back soon, she'd forget all about him!
After returning to the capital, the situation was unstable, so Yu Shu was temporarily assigned to stay outside the palace.
Emperor Hongguang was swamped with work, but still had to rely on secret reports from his guards to ease his longing.
Unexpectedly, the guards suddenly started complaining in their reports.
“The head cook in the main kitchen has changed. The food is excellent, and your servant has gained a whole inch around the waist. I practice martial arts every day to slim down, but nothing works. What a trial.”
“The weather is cold, and Madam ordered tofu hot pot. It tastes wonderful, and I can't stop eating it. This morning my belt suddenly split. Your servant is guilty: my waist hasn't slimmed down, my belly's only gotten bigger, and all my hard training has done no good. What am I to do!”
Emperor Hongguang was furious. He wrote in vermilion ink: “Why not take off your armor and go farm the fields? That will surely make you lose weight!”
Alas!
It really isn't safe to stay outside the palace.
My empress is going to take to the skies!
What? She won't enter the palace?
Then what am I supposed to do about my status?
4.
#Only a perfect foil makes a true couple#
The heroine has a “speech impairment,” and rumors say she's “mentally deficient.”
The hero has a “hidden ailment,” and rumors say he's “infertile.”
Heroine: “I'm not some frail beauty” (though she does faint, cough blood, and cry from pain...)
Hero: “I never force women” (though he knows how to force kisses, force hugs, and force them to stay...)
Heroine: At first she can't speak, and later she simply doesn't like to.
Hero: At first he only hears what he wants to hear, and later he says only what she wants to hear.
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The eldest son of the Wen family fell gravely ill and slipped into a coma, so his parents decided to arrange a marriage to bring him good luck.
The second daughter of the Wen family tried to object, but when she failed, she had no choice but to take her brother's place and go to the wedding.
The second son of the Lin family couldn't bear to let his own sister jump into the fire pit.
With their parents' tacit approval, he dressed as his sister and climbed into the bridal sedan.
That night, Wen Yu carried his pillow over and knocked on his sister-in-law's door:
“Sister-in-law, don't be scared. I'll sleep with you.”
Lin Lang was terribly troubled.
How could he tell his young sister-in-law that he wasn't her sister-in-law,
but her sister-in-law's twin brother?
Once his real sister showed up, Lin Lang was even more troubled.
Sis, dear sister, please.
Put your women's clothes back on. Stop seducing your sister-in-law!
She's your future sister-in-law!
#An alternate world inspired by the Tang and Song dynasties, modern-day farming student travels to the past, sweet historical food romance#
Twins, a brother and sister, both travel to the past.
A farming major cross-dresses as a woman X a native girl who loves food
A sweet everyday story of food and romance~
Theme: Love yourself through food and clothing, work hard and work hard
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The prince is essentially an official position. The reason why I think that Abao wants to dress up as a man is because in ancient times, it was a patriarchal society and men were officials. But the word prince and this position do not have a gender attached to it, unlike the words "gong", "ye", "male" and "xiong", which describe men. If the prince could be compared with a word, it would be the young master, the young master of the palace, or the young master of a country. The reason why it is believed that only men can be the prince is because of the social background and world view. In the case of cultivating immortals, he is the young sect master. Therefore, from a modern perspective, Po can also be the prince. The emperor's princes and daughters all want to have equal competition for power. However, the acceptance ability of ancient officials and whether they can be successful in the end are not necessarily certain. However, men dressing up as women will indeed reduce the resistance to Po becoming the prince.
As the only daughter of the emperor, the emperor's status, wealth, resources, power and all other things should be inherited by the only daughter. There is nothing to argue about. If there are those who are dissatisfied and want to succeed, when the heirs get married and have children in the future, the emperor will clean up the clan and the dissatisfied ones, leaving only the heir lineage. It's time for the remaining ministers to understand the current affairs.
It seems that the author has no children 😂 he can speak clearly at the age of one, and he can already recite poems and communicate in daily life without any barriers at the age of three.
I like this arrangement. Many ancient novel writers will let the heroine give birth to a son directly for the so-called consummation, but that is too boring. If the male protagonist had normal fertility and the female protagonist was abnormal, this plot would be even more interesting.
It was finished in such a hurry. I feel like there are still a lot of lines left to write. I thought there were still about 20 chapters left [question mark]
Is there any extra? I want to watch the extra
🐰🐰 Madam, you just whet my appetite like this
Do you want Abao to dress up as a man? This is too unfair
Ah? Daughter? This road is not easy to walk
It's not enough. Please give me more [hug your thighs] [hug your thighs] more.