First person.
Ninety-year-old woman × old orange cat
My big orange cat has ascended to become the True God of Mitong, specializing in guiding travelers to complete their missions.
Daju was filial, and even after he ascended, he never forgot to take me to the world of immortality to enjoy my blessings.
Unfortunately, the time traveler was too stupid, and year after year passed without completing any of Mi Tong's missions.
That day I went to visit the time traveler, and the time traveler Xiao Mi took off her clothes in front of me.
"Mom, the time traveler is too stupid, please come and help me with the Mitong mission."
I asked him: "What is your Mi Tong mission?"
"I will conquer you, my mother, and make you fall in love with me."
This bitch cat! How dare you covet his mother! ! !
Intention: None