After being together for three years, my boyfriend and my third sister got tired of each other for three years.
I didn't make a fuss because they were too rich.
I achieved financial freedom by relying on my background of being a bitch.
Senior year, we were all involved in a baby dismemberment case.
My boyfriend knelt on the ground and licked me like a dog: "I'll give you 50 million, and you can squat for ten years."
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