
Why Go on a Variety Show When Teasing Your Ex Is More Fun?
录综艺哪比逗前任好玩
by Mu Zhi He Xun (暮枝鹤巡)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 146k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Here’s the blurb for my upcoming novel, Faking Amnesia and Playing Along with a Possessive Alpha. If you’re interested, please add it to your reading list~
Blurb:
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[A rich second-generation heir who seems like a delicate flower but is actually sharp-tongued and soft-hearted, charging into the world of washed-up celebrities x a cool-looking, warm-hearted, devoted photographer]
Blurb One:
Yu Bai thought that with a face as astonishingly beautiful as his, he could make a name for himself in the entertainment industry, even if it meant falling out with his family and having limited access to resources.
But his hopes were high and reality was harsh. After three years in the industry, Yu Bai was still an unknown, so he decided to lie flat and focus on his washed-up celebrity lifestyle.
Just when he thought his career was beyond saving
He hit the biggest high point of his career since his debut, rocketing straight to the top of the trending charts.
#Yu Bai, homewrecker
Marketing accounts angrily accused the washed-up celebrity of throwing himself at this newly popular young star and interfering with the hot on-screen couple, all to grab the public’s attention and attract fans.
Believing that even negative publicity could bring traffic, his manager made a bold move and sent Yu Bai to a travel variety show alongside his “rumored CP.”
As soon as the announcement was made, the whole internet erupted. Everyone waited to see how this “washed-up celebrity” would make a fool of himself for their amusement.
While a few fans were still worried sick that their low-key, unbothered idol would be targeted, Yu Bai: ...
When faced with a lovesick fool, Yu Bai hit them with: “Go to the hospital and get that lovesickness treated.”
When faced with a scumbag who tried to hit on him and failed, Yu Bai raised an eyebrow. “Why don’t you look in a mirror and see if you’re even good enough for me?”
He roasted everyone on the show and gained countless fans.
As the roasting continued, the viewers who were just there for the laughs gradually realized something was off.
Why was Yu Bai, who always acted like he was the best in the world, so awkward around Fang Zhinian, the only non-celebrity on the show?
Why did even their arguments give off such strong flirtatious vibes?
After their final livestream together, Bai and Fang both mistakenly thought it had ended. Tens of thousands of viewers watched as the sharp-tongued Yu Bai, who called himself “immune to romance,” hooked his toe around the unruffled Fang Zhinian and asked with a smile, “Coming over to my place later, ex-boyfriend?”
#The rivals-to-lovers CP I shipped as a joke is actually real
#Turns out the real ex-sister-in-law is taller and better-looking than the other “rumored partner”
Blurb Two:
The last time Fang Zhinian kissed Yu Bai was three years ago.
He thought he had offered Yu Bai his whole heart, but Yu Bai still dumped him out of the blue, leaving him with nothing but a line that sounded half teasing, half warning: “Don’t like me too much.” Then Yu Bai disappeared without a trace.
Until Fang Zhinian casually accepted a friend’s invitation to join a variety show
He saw the once-arrogant young master Yu give up his prestigious family background and sink so low that he had become a washed-up celebrity mocked by everyone online.
Fang Zhinian thought:
I should hate him. I should hate how heartless he is, how easily he comes and goes in a relationship.
But after all that hatred, he realized he hated that Yu Bai hadn’t loved him enough.
So he stepped forward and kissed that lying mouth hard.
Important notes:
1. The two get back together after breaking up, and there are misunderstandings. Please don’t bash either protagonist.
2. The variety show is made up, and this world is very accepting of same-sex couples.
3. The protagonist is a little sharp-tongued. They bicker and snap at each other all the time.
New novel blurb:
(Opening June 21)
Possessive, obsessive, unhinged alpha top x beautiful beta bottom who seems gentle but is actually indifferent and never forgives a slight
Blurb One:
From a young age, Bai Chenchuan was sent by his family to win the favor of the Qi family’s young master. For years, he played the role of an obedient companion.
He indulged and tolerated Qi Fangsheng in every way, and somehow stayed by the side of this emotionally volatile, insane alpha for more than a decade.
When Qi Fangsheng went crazy, he played along. When Qi Fangsheng gave him an order, he carried it out.
Everyone thought he was deeply in love with Qi Fangsheng
But Bai Chenchuan knew better than anyone that he was only nice to Qi Fangsheng for the money and benefits. Once he had amassed enough capital, he planned to run.
While he was racking his brains for a chance to escape, an accident at a racetrack landed him in the hospital for a whole week.
As soon as he woke up, his bargain-bin parents told him, “You’ve been living under someone else’s identity all these years...”
The real young master had been lost outside the family as a child and had suffered greatly. Once he returned home, his family doted on him.
What’s more, the real young master’s pheromones were a 99% match for Qi Fangsheng’s, making him the perfect person to ease Qi Fangsheng’s pheromone imbalance.
Seeing how things stood, Bai Chenchuan knew he was about to be discarded. So he pretended to have amnesia, intending to take his compensation and leave for good.
When he turned with a smile, continuing to pretend that he couldn’t remember Qi Fangsheng, and asked what their relationship was,
Qi Fangsheng replied without batting an eye, “We’re lovers who’ve done everything together.”
Bai Chenchuan: ...Did I know about this?
The two seemed to start running wildly in a strange direction.
Bai Chenchuan coldly turned down the alpha and gave him a nice-guy card. Qi Fangsheng accepted his indifference without complaint, wishing he could cling to him all day and reminiscing about “intimate memories” that had never happened.
Bai Chenchuan took one step back, and Qi Fangsheng took ten steps forward.
Bai Chenchuan said their relationship should be handled carefully and sensibly. Qi Fangsheng pretended he’d misheard and leaned in for a kiss.
It wasn’t until Qi Fangsheng’s engagement to the real young master was all but finalized that Bai Chenchuan finally relaxed and began planning his escape.
On the day of the engagement banquet, just as he was about to grab his luggage and flee the house,
Qi Fangsheng, who should have been at the banquet, stood silently before him, his eyes full of overwhelming possessiveness.
Qi Fangsheng asked miserably, “Are you going to leave me?”
How could Bai Chenchuan answer? He turned and ran.
But it was too late.
The alpha easily tightened and knotted his tie around Bai Chenchuan’s wrists. Their tussle sent the luggage scattering across the floor, and neither of them could spare a moment to pick it up.
Bai Chenchuan struggled desperately, trying to use the engagement banquet to bring him to his senses.
The alpha’s easy smile vanished, taking his old gentle facade with it. He lightly tapped Bai Chenchuan’s cheek with his palm.
“The engagement banquet is canceled. Now you’re going to stay with me through my rut.”
Not quite modern, with some alternate-world elements.
Important notes:
1. 1v1, both virgins, childhood friends.
2. The top is a little unhinged and possessive. All in all, he’s not exactly normal.
3. The bottom puts self-interest first and is cold by nature. He’s definitely not an honest person. The blurb is somewhat misleading.
4. Both characters suffer. Neither is favored.
5. No children. One of my original settings is that betas can sense faint pheromones. The bottom has pheromone insensitivity.
6. Lots of original worldbuilding.
7. An unconventional bitter romance.
Theme: Take your fate into your own hands and always keep striving!
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[Purple candy] kswl [orange candy] I got it, [bursts into tears] It's so beautiful. . .
Finish scattering flowers 🎆 🎆, come on!
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Woo woo woo, the pain is over and the joy has come woo woo woo
"It's a lot of money," gives the author a lot of trouble ~ Love?
Hahaha Fang is a talent! [Spread flowers][spread flowers]
Hahaha Fang is a talent! [Spread flowers][spread flowers]
So Fang likes photography. Is it possible that he was actually influenced by Bai? 🙏 🙏
Another level of talent 😂😂
"Send me whatever you want in the future..." This is a big bug for the author~