Kidnap an Ancient Handsome Man to Scoop the Litter [GB]

[Is the author revising the story, or planning to revise the whole thing?]

A cold-faced, adorable, socially anxious girl vs. a younger man who’s the ultimate lovesick husband

1. Shui He had assets worth tens of millions by the age of fourteen.

But she was socially anxious and hated talking to anyone except her pets.

On the day the villa was finished, she came up from the underground garage and accidentally found herself in a damp, gloomy thatched hut.

Her steps caught. She looked down.

A handsome man lay on the ground, more captivating than the tender-hearted second male leads in anime.

Shui He showed no emotion.

But though she hated going out, she started visiting the basement more and more often.

Six years later, she brought the man to the villa, put him in a suit and tie, and hired him to work for her.

He was certainly handsome, but

The latest iPhone she bought him on his first day was still wrapped in its case and carried around with him.

Somehow, he picked up the habit of thinking anything left outside and not picked up was trash, until the house was piled with useless junk.

He learned to knit sweaters and made one for every pet, but not for her.

He was always frugal, yet one day he spent a whopping thirty yuan to get his bangs trimmed.

His skinny-dog physique gradually developed into an attractive figure... with especially impressive pectorals.

Shui He narrowed her eyes. Was he playing hard to get?

The day they were giving each other the silent treatment, she discovered the love notes this ancient man had posted online.

Shui He discreetly held up the book she was about to throw at him to cover her face, but turned on the 360-degree, no-blind-spots surveillance system at home and asked him coolly what he liked about her.

On the monitor, the handsome man was drunk, his eyes damp.

His voice sounded right beside her as he said,

that he liked the way she looked at him as if he were trash.

2. Deng Xibai had lived a gloomy life.

As a child, he’d been adored and turned into a money-making tool for his parents.

They even sold his younger sister to fund his training.

As a teenager, he offended the powerful and was abandoned by his clan in the mountains to fend for himself.

One day, he settled his affairs and prepared to wait for death.

But a fairy who came through the wall stuffed a piece of “rations” into his mouth, and from then on, he survived on her charity.

Yet the fairy never spoke to him, and every time she came, she was dressed so scantily

that he didn’t dare look at her.

He collapsed with a serious illness and couldn’t get back up. By chance, the fairy found him while patrolling with her “mount.”

Deng Xibai tasted that bitter-sweet ration again.

The “mount” beside her sniffed and moved closer, but she slapped it away.

For the first time in years, he heard her voice.

“How many times have I told you? Raccoons can’t eat chocolate!”

She said she could take him to get treated, but he’d have to work for her. The job was called scooping poop. Deng Xibai agreed.

After all, he was useless here. Whether or not he could be cured, it would be nice to be of some use during the last days of his life.

3. Deng Xibai thought falling for her was just like eating chocolate.

Everything he had was given to him by her.

He was willing to offer himself up to her,

and hoped she would only have eyes for him.

It was no bad thing for a kind, devoted woman like her to belong to no one but herself. That, too, was a kind of love.

He slowly learned to love life, but the more comfortable his days became, the guiltier he felt.

Drunk on the sweetness of it all, he was suddenly told that he had to go back.

Go back for what? His heart could no longer leave her.

Deng Xibai regretted leaving that future world more than anything.

Separated by a wall that could never be opened, he waited and waited, hoping the fairy would come again one day.

Bonus scene

Deng Xibai knew Shui He didn’t like him getting sick, yet he came back soaked by the rain once more.

A man had come to the villa today, even though Shui He clearly didn’t like outsiders coming into the house.

An unnatural blush spread across his face. His fingers were too waterlogged to open the electronic door lock.

He had no choice but to go around to the floor-to-ceiling window. He placed a hand against the glass and watched the two people cuddling inside.

A long, long time passed. Jazz was the first to notice him and started meowing inside.

Shui He looked up and saw the man almost pressed against the window.

His long hair fell over his shoulders. The corners of his eyes, cheeks, ears, and neck were all red.

His wet clothes clung tightly to his flawless figure, making every contour clearly visible.

She knew this powerful body well, and was even more pleased by Deng Xibai’s submission, which he showed only to her.

The handsome man parted his lips, revealing the red tongue she had sucked on the night before.

Shui He recognized the words his mouth was forming.

Mas-ter, I want...

Content notes:

The male lead has no romantic storyline before adulthood, and the female lead will have other boyfriends.

Female-oriented gaze; the male lead is the most beautiful.

The female lead won’t spoil the male lead all the time, and will give him the silent treatment.

The male lead has a special ability. New readers can try to guess what it is.

The ex-boyfriend is eight years older than the female lead. The male lead is six years younger than her.

Realistic physiology | He pursues her | He gets jealous | He fights rivals | One becomes four

Blurb revised March 11, 2026

Theme: Love lasts forever across time and space