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Chen Ji was only being greedy, trying a bite of a mushroom early. He transmigrated into a wealthy CEO romance novel as a pitiful little white flower, sold off by his own father and married to a classic domineering CEO.
But he’s straight. How could he actually live with an old man who’s bigger than he is down there?
So, to get out as soon as possible, Chen Ji plans to fleece the old man for all he’s worth.
But something’s off. The old man is far too good to him. He gives him money and stands up for him, sends him flowers and watches, and always looks out for him, whether he’s hungry or cold.
He’s practically the perfect husband.
It’s a shame he got stuck with Chen Ji, a straight guy. To repay the old man for all his constant concern, Chen Ji doubles down on fleecing him.
A dollar is money, and so is ten million. Why not go for the big score?
Chen Ji peeks out and chuckles, selling all the jewelry and watches the old man gave him for cash.
Sell it all!
Sell it!
But then things go wrong: he starts feeling sorry for the old man.
He even feels awful about taking the jewelry to sell it.
He also finds himself suddenly thinking about the old man when he’s away on business.
This isn’t right!
To prove he hasn’t turned gay, Chen Ji impulsively calls his childhood friend, another book-transmigrator who’s just as shameless as he is.
After hearing him out, his friend says knowingly, “Ohhh, you’ve turned gay.”
Chen Ji: “What?”
His friend: “The thigh you cling to is still a thigh, even if it’s between his legs.”
Chen Ji immediately hangs up. What a joke! He’s straight!!!
Turning back before it’s too late is the right thing to do!
Chen Ji thinks it over, moves money into his secret stash, and makes a run for it.
Then, in less than three days, the old man catches him and drags him back.
With nowhere left to run, Chen Ji is cornered against the wall by the old man. “Baby, why are you running?”
Reading Guide: Greedy, honest, straight bottom x rich, scheming top
Both are pure, no one has an obligation to be impure!!!
Bratty bottom x doting, fatherly top
[Little Scene: After They Start Dating]
Chen Ji: (wiping away fake tears) “You lied to me. Straight guys don’t cuddle while they sleep! You heartless, faithless bastard, how dare you deceive my pure heart? You defiled me! Ahhh! I don’t want to live anymore!”
Old Man: (casually pulling something out) A black card, with no spending limit.
Chen Ji: Mwah, mwah, husband! Hehe, was my joke just now funny?
Theme: Live well.
