[Sweet-faced, scheming gong × seemingly sickly but truly powerful shifu, shou]
After his whole family was slaughtered, Zhou Tingyun ran off with the sickly old immortal master who lived on the mountain.
His master had three great hobbies: drinking, gambling, and sleeping.
Zhou Tingyun liked Shen Qingfeng best when he was drinking. His master only looked him in the eye when he was drunk.
He fell madly in love with his own master, the person who had saved his life, despite how outrageous it was.
But Shen Qingfeng had no idea, and teased him like he would a dog.
Later, when their enemies came after them, Shen Qingfeng fled in such a hurry that he left him behind. Abandoned, Zhou Tingyun set off on a long journey to find his master, carrying one of Shen Qingfeng's belongings.
When he encountered a demon, Zhou Tingyun was no match for it. He clutched Shen Qingfeng's sword and bawled.
The demon saw the sword and cried out in shock, "Your master is the Revered Immortal Jingyang?!"
When he encountered the leader of the world's foremost sect, Zhou Tingyun was humiliated. He gripped Shen Qingfeng's wine jug, trembling with anger.
The leader saw the jug and tumbled from his throne. "Your master is the Revered Immortal Xuanqing?!"
Shen Qingfeng, who had been secretly following Zhou Tingyun the whole time, thought, "Oh no, my whole history is about to be exposed."
To his surprise, Zhou Tingyun sighed toward the sky. "You've got the wrong person. My master is just an ordinary sickly man."
Why does everyone keep saying my shizun is a hidden big shot?
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The cultivation world has three revered immortals:
Revered Immortal Jingyang, Revered Immortal Xuanqing, and Revered Immortal Fuguang.
Zhou Tingyun asked, "I heard Revered Immortal Jingyang has boundless power and can refine the Chaos Beast that nearly destroyed the three realms with a mere flick of his finger."
Shen Qingfeng pointed at the black dog by the wall, gnawing on a chicken bone. "There it is."
Zhou Tingyun asked again, "The founder of the First Sect, known as Revered Immortal Xuanqing, has three whole pages devoted to him in the history of the cultivation world."
Shen Qingfeng spread his hands. "I'm honored to say that's me."
Zhou Tingyun continued, "And Revered Immortal Fuguang, who sacrificed himself for the Dao?"
"That isn't me." Shen Qingfeng blinked. "He's my lover."
Zhou Tingyun said nothing. In silence, he tore out the page describing Revered Immortal Fuguang's glorious deeds.
Theme: Prudence is a kind of wisdom
