AAA Yu Lingling: "It's 2026... and you're still making the female lead do all the bad things?"
Random passerby in the melon patch: "Is this girl about to start throwing punches again?"
AAA Yu Lingling: "Men, get lost. Can't you see the villainess is exhausted? Give the villain brother some of her work..."
A passing mo: "People actually sympathize with the villainess? Are you projecting, sis?"
Yu Linglin never expected that after the economy took a downturn, even villainesses would have to do several jobs at once.
She opened her eyes again...
System: Host, please assist the male and female leads in achieving the ultimate goal of killing the Demon King, or you will die immediately.
Yu Linglin: Oh? Then I'll die now.
As a devoted hater who wants to wipe out Thanos all 365 days of the year and would gladly press the button for Ye Wenjie herself, Yu Linglin wasn't scared in the least.
System: You will receive two million as a reward for succeeding.
Even the rewards are shrinking in this economic downturn? But Yu Linglin admitted she was a little tempted. Still...
"No need. Just give me a quick death."
Everyone dies eventually. I'll die once I've spent the two million anyway, so let's skip the rest.
System: ...Your death will be horrific.
Yu Linglin thought of the ending, where she would be thrown into the Demon Snake Pit, and shuddered. She did love snake aesthetics, but she was genuinely terrified of snakes!
"Do I have to wait until the ending to die? Is there no other way?"
System: To prevent accidents, only the male and female leads can kill you. No one else can, including you.
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Yu Linglin had done another bad thing, so she immediately begged for mercy. "Brother Xiao, I betrayed you. Kill me."
The saintly Xiao Qianfan remained calm. "It's fine. I should have been more careful."
She ran over to the female lead. "Sister Yan, I accidentally drugged Brother Xiao. Kill me."
The saintly Yan Xueqing said, "That kind of drug? Perfect. I'll take this blockhead down today."
After a day of work, drugging people and giving away their location, Master Yu was exhausted. She got nowhere, and ran into the villain brother with his alluring eyes...
"Yu Linglin... You dare drug me?"
Later, villain brother Yan Changxi pressed his lips to hers and said, "Xiaoyu, tell me how you want to deal with them. I'll do it for you."
Yu Linglin was so tired she couldn't even lift her hands. Ignoring the snake tail sliding around her waist, she asked, "Tell me, what's the meaning of life?"
A gloomy villainess vs. a villain who falls for her on his own
[Reader's Guide]
1. The male lead is a snake in his true form. Readers afraid of snakes, please stay away.
2. Neither the male nor female lead is exactly a good person. They're both villains.
Theme: You don't need to rely on someone else making a mistake to find the courage to put an end to a life gone wrong
