#A sweet little story under 200,000 characters#
Hong Sansan was a tiny mushroom spirit growing at the summit of Tianxuan Sect's main peak. Pink, delicate, and no bigger than a grain of rice, he was practically invisible until he developed a mind of his own and took human form.
The sect leader of Tianxuan Sect was a cold, ruthless sword cultivator who followed the path of heartlessness. But he was unexpectedly kind. Not only did he spare Hong Sansan, but he also kept the little mushroom spirit by his side.
Hong Sansan became the only little demon in a sect of human cultivators.
Hong Sansan had never wanted much out of life, and he was lazy about cultivation, but there was one thing he was very determined to do.
He wanted to produce spores and have offspring!
Producing spores was an instinct engraved in his soul, but Hong Sansan had no idea how to do it.
He learned from his senior sister that when humans wanted children, they kissed and hugged first, then practiced dual cultivation, and only then would they have a baby.
Hong Sansan thought this made perfect sense. He chose the best-looking, sweetest-smelling human, the sect leader, as his partner for producing spores.
But humans were so reserved about procreation, nowhere near as direct as spirits and demons.
To get the human to agree to dual cultivation, the little mushroom spirit pulled out all the stops, begging for kisses and hugs every day and acting cute. In the end, he successfully put down roots in the human's cave.
He thought this meant the human had agreed to produce spores with him. But as soon as he brought up the idea, the human suddenly turned on him and threw him out!
Hong Sansan was devastated, but for the sake of his plan to produce spores, he immediately started looking for another suitable partner!
It's fine if this human doesn't want to produce spores with him. He can do it with someone else!
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Hong Sansan soon found a new target. He packed his little bundle and moved out of the sword cultivator's cave. Before he could try his old tricks on the new target, he was caught and dragged back, mushroom and bundle alike.
Lou Yin's face was dark with anger as he fumed, “Didn't you say you wanted to dual cultivate with me? Are you trying to use me and then dump me?”
“You cheating mushroom!”
Hong Sansan: “???”
Hong Sansan felt completely wronged.
Humans really were a baffling, strange species.
An innocent, adorable little mushroom spirit bottom, determined to reproduce × a cold, by-the-book sword cultivator top who loses his composure
The bottom's original form is the gorgeous, dreamlike Mycena rosea mushroom, which is highly poisonous.
#Red umbrella, white stem, eat it and lie down together!#
No writing advice, self-insert fantasy talk, or fan behavior control, please.
Blurb dated January 23, 2026. Screenshot saved.
Theme: Everyone has the right to pursue happiness