[One-on-One Romance + Identity Reveal + Beautiful Minds + Both Leads Transmigrated + System]
After getting poisoned by mushrooms, Shen Yu was sent to a strange "5A" crackpot hospital.
Diagnosis: She's grown a second brain.
Treatment plan: Transmigrate into a book and complete a specific mission.
Good news: A fellow patient is going with her, and comes with a System.
Bad news: She doesn't know who the fellow patient is, and they're playing the part of a doomed kingdom.
Flip the table! She's going to play the emperor, who is a woman disguised as a man.
How do you bring down a kingdom where ruler and ministers are united, the people leave their doors unlocked at night, and everyone upholds propriety?
She has to be a foolish ruler, follow the example of her predecessors by indulging in pleasure and writing poetry, and neglect the affairs of state.
The foolish ruler has to take an empress, appoint a female version of Zhang Fei as empress, and dote on her above all the other consorts.
The foolish ruler has to wage war, turn Daliang into a sieve, and empty the treasury.
Why do the rumors going around say that I have refined tastes, don't care for women, and harbor grand ambitions?
The foolish ruler held her forehead. "Beyond the mountains are more green mountains, beyond the towers are more towers. Being a foolish ruler is such a worry!"
The foolish ruler had no choice! By day, she led her ministers in building businesses. By night, she split into another personality and played a palace maid.
She even had to flirt with General Xiao and egg him on to rebel...
General Xiao rebelled, declaring he would turn her into a human-skin kite.
On the day of the palace coup, Shen Yu threw the palace gates wide open and greeted him in everyday clothes. "General, please come in."
But General Xiao tied her up like a dumpling and tossed her onto the imperial bed.
Shen Yu: "I'm a man!"
General Xiao: "Still pretending?"
Shen Yu: "Wait! I can't break character. I must compose a poem!"
"Xiao Ce, you big bad wolf,
You tied me up and made me your bride.
Today the kingdom falls,
Tomorrow we'll be commoners side by side."
Goodbye to you! I've completed my ridiculous mission!
The whole thing is nonsense, just for fun.
Theme: Cook mushrooms thoroughly before eating.
Who would have thought that a book of ancient Chinese sayings marked "The whole text is nonsense, but the picture is entertaining" could actually make me laugh, cry, curse and chase after reading it! The title of the book "In the Land of Etiquette, Bang Bang Bang" has its own magical nature, and when I clicked on the copy, I was struck by this imagination. A poisoned fungus grows a second brain, and the story goes through the book to save the country. As a result, the heroine Shen Yu aspires to be a foolish emperor, but she makes the Zhongsheng Dynasty more and more prosperous. This anti-routine setting directly hits the point of enjoyment for me, a lover of ancient Chinese novels. The character of the heroine Shen Yu is really amazing. She disguises herself as a man and becomes the emperor. She enters the book with a "death mission" at the beginning, and also has a self-contained system. However, the patient is an unidentified "holder of the script of country subjugation". In fact, it's the author. I really didn't guess this. Others were fighting for power and engaging in political drama, but she was better off. She was obsessed with destroying the country of good etiquette: making Zhang Fei his queen, emptying the treasury in wars, and learning from the predecessors to have fun and neglect the government. As a result, every Every "foolish emperor's operation" has turned into political achievements that benefit the people. It is also said that she has "noble interests, no indulgence in beauty, and hesitant ambitions." Shen Yu himself shouts "I am a foolish emperor and I feel worried" every day. This contrast is really cute. What's even more amazing is the heroine Baobao's daily status. During the day, she leads her courtiers to start a business diligently, and at night she plays the role of a palace maid. She also teases General Xiao Ce and encourages him to rebel. He is just like an emperor who "gets a career in a messy way". The author writes the heroine's escape and sobriety vividly, without the common pretentiousness of ancient heroines, but full of the freshness of contemporary people. The sentence "Beyond the mountains are green mountains, and the buildings are outside. I am so worried when I am a foolish emperor." It is simply that the helplessness of contemporary workers is mixed into the identity of ancient emperors. When watching it, I really laughed and slapped my thighs. The portrayal of the male protagonist Xiao Ce also completely breaks away from the template of ancient male protagonists. He is not a traditional gentle and powerful minister or a domineering prince, but a cold-faced general. At the beginning, he even promised to make Shen Yu into a human skin kite. This "crazy sense" and Shen Yu's sand sculpture formed a wonderful chemical reaction. The famous scene on the day of the palace change was even more famous. Shen Yu opened the palace gate to greet him in regular clothes and said, "General, please come in." However, Xiao Ce tied him up into a rice dumpling and threw him on the dragon bed. Shen Yu retorted, "I am a man." Xiao Ce said, "Are you still pretending?" Which directly exposed all disguises, so suave and flirtatious. Xiao Ce's deep affection is hidden in his paranoia. His intention is not for power, but to protect the "monarch" he considers. Even if he knows that Shen Yu is a woman, he is still trapped in it. From the initial hostility to the later sincerity, there are no bloody misunderstandings in the relationship between the two. It is full of sweetness running in both directions. The setting of "I see through your disguise, but I still love you as a person" is really much easier than the same sadomasochism. Although the whole text is mainly funny, the core is very warm. Shen Yu initially wanted to become the Kingdom of Death just to complete her mission, but as she got along with the courtiers and watched the people live and work in peace and contentment, she gradually fell in love with this dynasty, and no longer obsessed with the "faint monarch" persona, but truly became a monarch who can protect one side. The last sentence "Bye bye, my mission is completed!" Is not only a farewell to the system mission, but also the growth of Shen Yu, which makes people laugh and sigh. I really didn't expect the ending. The large writing style is also to my liking. There is no gorgeous rhetoric. It is full of down-to-earth complaints and vivid details. Every plot is relaxed and relaxed. The first half is full of jokes, the second half is emotionally heated, the climax of the palace change is both tense and sweet, and the ending is happy and warm. It's been a long time since I've seen such a decompressing ancient story. There are no heavy plots, no heart-wrenching misunderstandings. There is only a silly and cute empress, and a crazy and affectionate general. They talk about sweet love in the country of etiquette, and write the "script of country subjugation" into a "sweet story of prosperous times". Whether you are a reader who likes humorous writing, or a reader who prefers women dressing up as men and forcing love settings, you can find fun in this book, and you will definitely not lose money by investing in it!
Finished spreading flowers! 💪 I've been following you all the way, and I wish the author a happy day every day! [Spread flowers]
Everything is revealed, but I feel so sad 🥺
Wuwuwuwu, no, the best brother in the world 😭
Ahhhh! No!
General Xiao always takes things by surprise.
Kiss me hard 😳[purple sugar]kswl
It's not a show, it's real 😭
The heroine's baby is too cruel to herself 😭
You general can't even beat a girl, it's a shame