[1V1+horse-dropping+spiritual beauty+double penetration+system]
Due to fungus poisoning, Shen Yu was sent to a strange '5A' Shenjin Hospital.
Diagnosis: A second brain has grown.
Treatment plan: wear books to complete specific tasks.
Good news: The patient is accompanied and brings his or her own system.
Bad news: The identity of the patient is unknown, and he was given a script for national subjugation.
Turning over the table, the emperor disguised herself as a man.
On how to kill a monarch and his ministers who are of the same mind,
A prosperous dynasty where people never closed their doors at night, a land of etiquette?
She wanted to be a foolish king, to imitate her predecessors in having fun and writing poems, and to neglect government affairs.
The foolish king wants to establish a queen, and he wants to appoint the female version of Zhang Fei as his queen, and he will be favored by the Sixth Palace.
The foolish king wants to fight, and he wants to beat Daliang into a sieve and empty the national treasury.
Why are there rumors that I have noble interests and noble tastes, and I am not obsessed with beauty, but I am still hesitant in my ambitions?
The Hunjun held his forehead: "Beyond the mountains, there are green mountains and towers. I am so worried when I am a Hunjun!"
Hunjun is helpless! During the day, he leads courtiers to start businesses, and at night he spends his time playing the role of palace maid.
He also teased General Xiao and encouraged him to rebel...
General Xiao rebelled and threatened to make her into a human skin kite.
On the day of the palace change, Shen Yu opened the palace gate and greeted him in regular clothes: General, please come inside.
General Xiao tied her into a rice dumpling and threw her on the dragon couch.
Shen Yu: I am a man.
General Xiao: Are you still pretending?
Shen Yu: Wait! The character cannot be defeated, so I will compose a poem.
"Xiao Ce, the big bad wolf, tied me up to be his bride.
Today, the country is subjugated, and tomorrow we will become fellow villagers. "
Goodbye, my mission is accomplished!
The whole text is nonsense/but the picture is happy
Intention: Cook the mushrooms before eating them
Ahhhh! No!