After Robbing a Tiger's Head, He Was Forcibly Married

[30,000-Word short funny cookie, the copy needs to be changed, but the plot will not change, please save it if you like~] [The scheming green tea alpha attacks x the innocent straight man omega receives] ↓Copywriting - Perspective↓ Lu Xiaoyuan traveled through the book and entered a certain ABO world. Bad news: He is a straight man dressed as an omega. Good news: He lives in a remote town full of betas. Beta town is peaceful, men and women are matched, yin and yang are in harmony, it is really a pure land in the abo world, but... There are a lot of small animals. After two days here, the number of animals passing by his door is more than that of the zoo. They are cute, smart and humane, and they can even pull a small trailer on the street to help the owner buy groceries, which makes people's hearts melt. At noon the next day, a tiger came to the house next door! The tiger was not locked in a cage and unguarded, so he just walked out onto the street without being surprised or frightened by the people coming and going. He chatted with the tiger and squeezed its claws, which made Lu Xiaoyuan stunned. Tigers are powerful and domineering, with shiny fur, and most importantly, they don't bite. Hakimi endured it, and Hakiwang also forced it. How could he, a tough guy like a tiger, refuse the opportunity to touch the tiger's head. That afternoon, Lu Xiaoyuan boldly walked into the tiger's yard, walked up to the tiger, said hello, squatted down, got excited, got started, and sighed. The tiger is so well-behaved and kind, and the tiger's head is so soft and soft! ! ! On the third day, a strange man shyly knocked on his door holding a bouquet of roses: "You touched me. You must be responsible. Let's get married." ↓Copywriting-attack perspective↓ When I went back to my grandma's house during the summer vacation, I met a very strange beastman. He was very beautiful in human form, but his words and deeds showed no trace of the beast's habits. For the first time, I couldn't see a person's animal shape. He touched me. Touching the human-animal head is equivalent to proposing. He likes me! Come to propose marriage! The first time I came to my door, he scolded me and touched me even though he didn't want to be responsible. What a scumbag! The next day he came again and touched me again. It was disgusting, but he was so good-looking, so I reluctantly forgave him once. The second time he came to visit me, he scolded me again and said he didn't know me. It was so ridiculous. How could he be so good-looking and such a scumbag? The next day, he came again. He didn't want to take responsibility but wanted to tease me. I was very angry and bit him. He cried even before I used any force. He cried so damn well. Forget it, just touch it, the wedding is scheduled for tomorrow anyway. The third time I came to the door, I had quick eyesight and quick hands, and I was caught off guard. I was finally a married woman! But... Why is my scumbag wife crying? ! ! [Ps. 1V1 Shuang Jie, Qing Xifeng Cookie, Jealousy Tank and his incomprehensible LP's daily life. Intention: Happy every day!