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[A cold and low self-esteem mute Gong x a hot-tempered chatterbox who cries and suffers]
Three days ago, a strange apocalypse came. Human beings awakened their superpowers to fight against the disaster, and Lu Xingrong... Was bound to the blind box system.
No, it should be called a weird blind box system.
In other people's systems, you can earn points by completing tasks and exchange them for props. In Lu Xingrong's system, you only need to swipe your face to pay.
That's right, it's shameless.
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On the first day of binding the system, the task is to dance the seaweed dance in Times Square.
Adhering to the principle that golden fingers should not be used in vain, material is the most important thing to survive in the end of the world, just dance with seaweed, fight hard!
The mission was completed and the blind box was obtained. Lu Xingrong was full of expectations and opened the infinite roll of paper.
Lu Xingrong: "I'm so nervous. I want so many rolls of paper to be useful!"
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The second day of binding the system, the task: go to the Weird Temple to steal the underwear of the Weird King.
Adhering to the principle that there are good and bad blind boxes, first bitter and then sweet, something good will come out today, just steal underwear, fight!
The mission was completed and the blind box was obtained. Lu Xingrong was full of expectations and opened unlimited plastic bags.
Lu Xingrong: "001! How dare you play tricks on me? What am I doing with so many plastic bags? Do you want to suffocate yourself to death?"
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Lu Xingrong firmly believes that people will not always be unlucky, and golden fingers will not always trick people, however.
On the third day, crotchless pants were opened, on the fourth day, sticky mouse pads, on the fifth day, expired milk, on the sixth day, mobile phone models...
Being fooled again and again, Lu Xingrong became so angry that he couldn't bear it anymore and Lu Xingrong cursed loudly.
Lu Xingrong: "001, tell me the truth, did you run a courier station before you built the system? What a pile of expired waste!"
001: Blind box, pure blind box, no melons in the rain.
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On the tenth day after being bound to the system, the system released tasks on time, and Lu Xingrong quit.
001: Don't worry, we're guaranteed, and we'll have something great today!
Lu Xingrong: "I will trust you one last time."
The old face was lost, the blind box was opened, and a strange thing jumped out.
Lu Xingrong was so distraught that he ran away in panic: "001! If I trust you again, I will be a dog!"
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A guarantee is a guarantee after all. Although it is weird, it is a contract to be his little brother.
Although he was reluctant, he had to be obedient to him under the contract. The cold and handsome boy washed his underwear with a cold face. Lu Xingrong gave him four stars this time.
Why four stars? Because the weird little brother given to him by the contract is just a weak, low-level weirdo!
A wave of weirdness came, and the middle-level and high-level weirdness roared towards the two of them. The weakling was so frightened that he stood motionless.
A servant of chaff should not be abandoned, so Lu Xingrong picked up a certain weirdo and ran away.
The strange crowd behind them looked at the scene in front of them, dumbfounded, and asked from their souls: "When they saw us, why did the madam have to carry the adults and run away?"
The leading high-level Weird said: "Master Weijun certainly has his own ideas."
The other high-level one in the lead said strangely: "Madam didn't forget to take Sir with her when she ran away. Madam really loves Sir!"
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Small theater:
The real Cheng Shoumo: He scared his wife away when they first met. This weird king's identity... I don't dare to say it, I don't dare to say it, what if I scare my wife away?
Lu Xingrong, who actually knows the identity of someone's Weird King: Damn you for not telling me earlier. I was so scared that I ran away as soon as I saw Weirdness. I said why we always encounter a tide of Weirdness recently. I dare to pity you for the good things you did.
[Ps. ① 1V1 double clean, the cutest height difference is 195x174, sweet pet sand glyph!
②Gong is not really mute, he just has a weird voice with stiffened vocal cords and an unpleasant voice. Plus he doesn't like to talk (unless he is in a hurry, but since he and Shou have been together, there has never been a day when he is not in a hurry)
③I don't really cry, I have incontinence of tears, but nine times out of ten it's fake crying (characteristics of fake crying: howling super loudly)]
Intention: Happy every day!