Cats are adorable.
Dogs are adorable too.
But a cute person with a cold face is a hundred times more adorable!
You have no interest in an arranged marriage, but the moment you see your blind date, you say, "Hello. Let's get married!"
Tomioka Giyu, forced to go on a blind date: "?"
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You're very happy with your date. He's quiet and has a cold expression, but he's just so cute!
You bark like a beagle: "Mr. Giyu! Mr. Giyu!"
Tomioka Giyu: "..." He silently covers his ears.
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After enduring eighty-one trials of "I can't, I don't want to" and "You can, and you have to," you finally succeed in getting married!
You: "Mr. Giyu! Mr. Giyu! Do you prefer the floor or a Simmons mattress?"
Tomioka Giyu: "Either..."
You: "Huh? Either one is fine? Then let's try both!"
Tomioka Giyu: "I..."
You: "Can't wait, huh? Coming right up!"
Tomioka Giyu: "..."
Your new husband silently closes his mouth.
But that's okay! He's even easier to kiss with his mouth shut! You beam with delight.
You, the home invader x the retired Water Hashira being robbed
Theme: Cherish life and have a healthy relationship.
