Hello, How Do You Become a Birdbrain?

The Qingluan clan has recently received both wonderful and terrible news. The good news is that their young lord, Xian Su, who had been dim-witted for most of his life, suddenly came to his senses. The bad news is that his brain seems to be built differently from an ordinary bird's. Once he became intelligent, he leapt straight from idiot to lunatic.

The lunatic spent some time studying with a group of young monsters. Then, for some reason, he suddenly started shouting things like "A man's gotta fight" and "Youth ain't youth without a little madness." After a stream of incomprehensible bird chatter, he ran away from home, dragging along the second most beloved "toy" of his life: a beautiful, living human woman!

His old father wept behind him. Qingluan were the worst fighters around, and his son would probably get roasted before he even made it to battle. He would have been better off staying an idiot, living like an unweaned chick with a tuft of grass in his beak.

The little lunatic Xian Su, who had taken over the body of the foolish young lord, had long known that the beautiful woman beside him, Heng Jiu, had a heart as poisonous as a snake's and had been harboring ill intentions for a long time. Her greatest hobby had once been trying to kill the poor little bird that was him.

On the journey, forced to take her along as she ran away from home, Xian Su was constantly on edge. He felt beset by danger, with his life at risk every moment. He cautiously adopted a gentle approach, hoping to win Heng Jiu over with love. After all, that's how redemption stories usually go.

But this woman was completely impervious to reason!

Xian Su sighed and sighed, desperately hoping someone would drop from the sky and, in the name of the moon, take this menace off his hands.

But when he actually saw Heng Jiu kneeling in a pool of blood, swaying as if she might collapse, Xian Su was suddenly unhappy.

A burst of anger rose in him: She's my trouble, my headache, but even so, nobody gets to destroy her. She's mine.

Xian Su's strange protectiveness came to an end one morning when he woke up rubbing his aching waist.

The young lord, wearing a face full of grievance, tried his best to look ferocious. "Get off me. Don't let me see you again!"

Heng Jiu, beaming beside him, raised a hand to cover Xian Su's eyes and coaxed him, "As you wish. I won't let you see me."

One-on-one, happy ending.

[Reader Notice]

1. The beauty is the gong! The beauty is the gong! The beauty is the gong! Important things must be said three times!

2. The characters' values do not represent the author's personal values.

3. Both the gong and the shou have flaws in their personalities. Be aware before reading.

Theme: Persevere and strive for self-improvement