Something is not quite right in Lingwu Mountain recently.
As a "retirement sanctuary" recognized throughout the world of cultivation, the style of painting here is supposed to be about drinking tea, playing chess, and basking in the sun.
However, the reality is:
Senior sister Du Lingxing is a swordsman with a bad temper. She is "drawing the sword" and "on the way to draw the sword" every day. Her motto is: "I understand the truth, but I just want to fight."
The second senior brother, Pei Chengan, is a talisman cultivator and accountant. He is stingy by nature and has to bargain for the price of a talisman paper. His dream is to clearly account for every spiritual stone in Lingwu Mountain.
The third junior brother, Yan Yanchao, is a physical practitioner who is also a torturer. He is taciturn and carries a black box. He looks the most like a big boss. In fact, the box contains... Well, it will be kept secret for the time being.
Just when these three "living treasures" were noisy and trying to tear down the mountain gate and rebuild it every day, the demons invaded.
Disciples: "It's over, it's over, the world is going to be destroyed!"
Little Three: "Wait a minute, let me calculate first whether the travel expenses for this mission can be reimbursed?"
Just when everyone thought it was over, Qiao Mujin, the master who usually only made peach blossom cakes for them with a smile, finally put down the teacup in his hand.
"Don't be afraid, children," Qiao Mujin patted the green and yellow dress on her body and said softly, "Master, when I was fighting the demons, your master was still wearing crotchless pants."
This is the story of a "waste" youth group who was forced to go into business to fight monsters and upgrade, and finally discovered that their master was the number one hidden boss in the server.
Intention: I leave it to you to decide whether it is true or false.