[Comprehensive Horror] The Player Only Wants to Be a Doting Wife

The Strange Escape Handbook is an escape game that is both thrilling and spectacular. The bosses in each world include, but are not limited to:

Tomie, who can resurrect endlessly and hunt you across the world; the Eight-Foot-Tall Woman, who lets out a shriek and chases you the moment she spots you; a spirit doll that suddenly bursts out of a cabinet and can transform from a doll into a person; and a mysterious butcher with a triangle for a head and an incredibly hot body...

You skimmed the player instructions, then looked at those husbands, each of whom had something about his face or body that hit your sweet spot. No, not husbands. The bosses of these worlds.

You couldn't help drooling.

World One: Tomie

[Tomie has set his sights on you. His admirers are furious and have decided to kill you. They are now outside your apartment...]

You: (punches one suitor flying) (shyly cuddles against Tomie's chest) Honey, your admirers are so scary. I'm frightened.

Tomie: ...

World Two: The Eight-Foot-Tall Woman

[This is the seventh time you've run into that man. You know you won't escape this time. That night, you hear a "bobobobo" sound outside, and your house starts to shake...]

You: (flings the door open) (throws yourself into the Eight-Foot-Tall Woman's arms) (tears of joy) Honey, what took you so long to come find me? I've missed you so much.

The Eight-Foot-Tall Woman: (hesitantly hugs you) Bobobobo...?

World Three: Mr. Spirit Doll

[Your husband doesn't love you. He thinks you've betrayed him and decides to beat you to death. The doll in the cabinet bursts out and kills your husband. Now he's walking toward you, your husband's blood dripping from his hands...]

You: (lunges at him) (accidentally kicks your husband ten meters away on the way over) Honey, did you come to rescue me? Thank goodness, honey. There was a bad man pretending to be you earlier.

Mr. Spirit Doll: (your tackle knocks him straight to the ground because you're too strong)

Honey, honey, all you care about is your honey, and figuring out how to be his sweet, doting wife.

What? Someone doesn't want you to be a sweet wife?

Then beat them up until they agree to let you be one :)

At last, you cleared every world and earned the achievement [Could You Act Like a Person for Once, You Cheeky Bastard? This Isn't a Dating Sim].

You gazed at the glittering achievement above your head and smiled bashfully.

[Congratulations on clearing the game.]

[Title earned: Damn It, I Want to Be a Sweet Wife]

[Game reward: All bosses will descend upon your world.]

You looked at the husbands who had suddenly appeared behind you, watched their surprise turn into wariness toward one another, and then saw them all look at you with dangerous expressions.

You: ...

Uh-oh. I may have taken things too far.

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1. The player has maxed-out combat stats.

2. A husband is a husband, and the husbands deserve their own side stories in the bonus chapters.

3. The player just wants to be a sweet wife. Please forgive them.

Theme: Learn to love yourself