The Scum Top Is Spoiled Relentlessly Again [Quick Transmigration]

[World One, including the bonus chapters, is complete! Dig in!]

[Flirtatious, seductive gong × rabid-dog, unhinged shou]

Blurb: Lu Yunzhao died unexpectedly while recording a radio drama. He was bound to a System and sent to different script-based worlds to play scum gongs and rewrite their original tragic endings.

But the timing of his transmigration wasn't ideal... His target had learned about his scummy behavior and looked ready to kill him at any moment. Had he stumbled into some kind of groveling-for-forgiveness story?

Luckily, the radio drama System only transmitted sound, not images, giving Lu Yunzhao the chance to put his professional skills to work.

Since he couldn't go against the scum gong persona, he subtly guided his target:

Red-rimmed eyes, a vulnerable gaze, and the obedient act of a little kitten were enough to make his target's possessiveness flare up and inspire him to spoil Lu Yunzhao fiercely.

"The kitten is very well-behaved~ But the kitten is pretending."

The System was so tame, however, that it had forbidden words everywhere, leaving him racking his brains to get around them.

[World One complete] Innocent little emperor × domineering young general

Lu Yunzhao transmigrated into the body of a scum gong emperor. Not only did he have consorts, he even had a one-year-old prince?! Seeing the young general who had just returned to the capital from the borderlands, he didn't know what to say.

Luckily, pretending to be meek and vulnerable worked. The young general kissed him without a second thought.

[System detected prohibited audio!]

The System instantly stabbed him in the back. Lu Yunzhao sprang into action, trying to come up with a plan.

"What did you feed me?"

[System check passed...]

Now it was the young general's turn to be confused. Thinking he had figured out the truth, he ended up letting Lu Yunzhao fool him.

That's when Lu Yunzhao discovered a bug in the System. From then on, the two of them used plenty of code words to communicate:

"General, I'm hungry.", I want a kiss.

"General, want to practice martial arts?", I want to sleep with you.

"General..."

[After the radio drama was released, it received only a C+ rating.]

Listener A: They weren't eating candied fruit, they were obviously...!!

Listener B: Ahem, sister, don't say it out loud. It'll get taken down again.

System: ["Eating candied fruit" has been added to the prohibited-word list. Host, please take this seriously.]

Lu Yunzhao: "..."

[World Two, ongoing] Holy God of Light × evil God of Darkness

Lu Yunzhao became the God of Light. He and the God of Darkness had been a loving couple, but after the war between gods and demons, both were injured and fell into a deep sleep.

When Lu Yunzhao woke again, he had fallen into a small fishing village in the human world, powerless. Everyone around him said he was the child of the God of Light and a human, so the High God punished him...

When the God of Darkness came looking for him, Lu Yunzhao could only pretend to be an innocent child.

He acted as if he didn't know the other man, radiating a kind and holy light. This stirred the God of Darkness's evil nature. Believing that corrupting Lu Yunzhao would be revenge against the God of Light, he tricked him into cleansing him again and again.

Who knew that would make it even easier for Lu Yunzhao to exploit the System's bugs?

Yun: "I think Lord Mu is good at heart. Leave the Temple of Darkness."

Xing: "I'd be happy to. You are the Holy Son of Dawn. Will you cleanse me?"

Yun: "But I haven't learned how to cleanse anyone yet."

Xing: "I'll teach you..."

[At least this time, the radio drama received an A+ rating.]

Listener A: No wonder he looks so familiar. He's the old flame's son~

Listener B: Weren't we told the God of Light was a Platonist?

Listener C: Exactly, wrestling, pulling him over, then bam bam bam~

System: ["Cleansing" has been added to the prohibited-word list. Host, please take this seriously.]

Lu Yunzhao: "..."

[World Three] Naive young Taoist × ghost king's ex

[World Four] Innocent young crown prince × hostage prince from an enemy kingdom

[World Five] Clumsy young disciple × sect master

Su Xingmu: "I'm going to make you mine."

Lu Yunzhao: "Oh." (The kitten is shy.)

Also known as The Radio Drama System Forces Me to Be a Scum Gong, The Innocent Scum Gong's Hot Nights, and Boss, If We Keep Acting Cute and Well-Behaved Like This, Will Our Targets Really Forgive Us?

[Lu Yunzhao gong × Su Xingmu shou]

Reading notes:

Gong-led, younger gong, sub1, one-on-one, both devoted and each other's first love, happy ending, the shou is the same person from beginning to end, mutual pining, they spoil each other, both powerful, the gong gradually takes control.

Affectionate gong, crybaby gong, mutual taming.

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Even a Tuxedo Cat Can Be a Wise Emperor [Reborn] [Cute gong]

Blurb:

[Absurd, unhinged guy · boundary-ignoring tuxedo cat · straight emperor gong]

[Patiently persuasive · succeeds after confessing three times · jealous prime minister shou]

Sex first, love later. Don't expect Lu Huaijin to understand love so quickly. He's just a little cat.

The two leads are reborn at different times. The tuxedo cat is reborn three times, finally finding the master who loves him.

The cat immortal Lu Huaijin was mischievous and unruly in his sect. As soon as he took human form, his master threw him into an emperor's household to gain experience, using the constraints of the human world to temper his character.

First life:

Meow meow, meow meow meow~ Meow! Meow!

Translation: Lu Huaijin became the crown prince, but his childhood meowing made people suspect he was a bad omen. His study companion, Shan Liang, also discovered his cat form! What should he do?

Unexpectedly, his companion was a good person. He pretended not to know and helped keep the secret.

Unfortunately, someone set a trap for Lu Huaijin at his coming-of-age ceremony, and his cat ears and tail were exposed.

He was branded a monster and burned alive...

His little companion was an idiot, too. He pleaded for Lu Huaijin and was executed as well.

Second life:

Lu Huaijin was reborn at the time he had to choose a study companion. To avoid dragging Shan Liang into danger, he gritted his teeth and chose a little black puffball nearby.

But his former companion got angry! This cat is the crown prince, and he dares give me attitude?

Shan Liang became the fifth prince's study companion, so they still saw each other every day.

Only, he wore a hairpin and strutted around with it, swinging it back and forth...

Damn it! I can't help pouncing on him! What am I supposed to do?

It's obviously a natural cat teaser.

Luckily, this time Lu Huaijin managed to keep his cat-immortal identity a secret and successfully became emperor. Catching birds and pouncing on snakes was so much fun. The little cat couldn't care less about governing.

He gave Shan Liang the position of prime minister and handed him all the work~

The prime minister is so annoying, always telling me to govern diligently and care for the people. I only want to be a carefree little cat.

Unexpectedly, during an assassination attempt, the prime minister threw himself in front of him...

Third life:

The little cat was reborn at the start of his reign.

This time, he would listen to the prime minister and be a wise emperor!!!

But the prime minister's arms were so warm that he couldn't help purring and kneading them like a kitten~

Shan Liang's perspective:

When he was young, he became the crown prince's study companion. His family warned him that serving a ruler was like keeping company with a tiger, and he had to watch his words and actions.

It was one thing that the little crown prince was spacey and silly. He would also suddenly bound around. How was that any way for a future ruler to act?

His father's concubine treated him poorly and gave him only one boiled corn cob before sending him to the palace. He didn't want to eat with the others, so he hid behind a rockery. But the crown prince found him, sniffing hard as he shouted, "The royal banquet!" Then he grabbed the corn cob from Shan Liang's hand and ran off with it in his mouth.

Shan Liang immediately tackled the crown prince and pinned him down, and not for any other reason than...

What were those two fluffy ears?!

He thought he had stumbled on a royal secret, but instead, he found himself with a little cat who depended on him for everything...

After being reborn again and again, the little cat continued to grow, eventually becoming a wise emperor.

One thing would never change: this tuxedo cat could only ever be his.

Lu Huaijin gong × Shan Liang shou

Between them, they have 180 brain cells. Lu Huaijin contributes minus 20.

Theme: Love can overcome every obstacle.